Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
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24-04-2013, 12:48 PM
Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
Per request by Cardinal Smurf, this is a place where you can share your favorite sexual euphemisms or anything funny related to sexual codewords/nicknames/labels/etc.

To start it off:

Boobs
-Fun bags
-Sweater puppies
-Zeppelins
-Weapons of mass seduction
-Powerful orbs of immense gravitational pull

Grundel
-The fleshy fun bridge
-Gateway to Mordor

Penis
-Trouser snake
-Garden hose
-Groundhog
-The mailman

Vagina
-The secret chamber
-Bank depository
-Coin slot
-Heaven's gate

Blowjob
-The breathalyzer test
-Santa Clause-ing (think about it)

Here is a section solely dedicated to euphemisms coined by Christwire:

Male Masturbation
-Choking the flesh weasel
-Yanking the doodle's dandy
-Angering the cream volcano
-Steve Erwin snake grab
-Making Jesus cry

Female Masturbation
-Rubbing the turkey wattle
-Tickling the tangy turtle shell
-Downstairs Indian rug burning
-Irrigating the secret garden
-Playing banjo

Penis
-DNA rifle
-Colorado spitting viper
-Johnson's little fishing buddy
-Pommel horse
-Tangy tart trombone

Boobs
-Matching fatty tumors
-Jezebel's venom sacs
-Muffins with eyes
-Calcium factories
-Mayan temples

Intercourse
-Slaying the fish monster
-Invading Normandy
-Parting the Red Sea
-One eyed onion thrusting
-Naughty waffling

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24-04-2013, 12:51 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
I notice you have two boobs.

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24-04-2013, 12:53 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
I also have two penises....

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24-04-2013, 12:54 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
Grundel=chinrest

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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24-04-2013, 01:10 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
Vagine:
Cooter, Meat Curtains, VaJayJay, Slit

Male Masterdebating:
Painting the ceiling
Erxomai Time

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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24-04-2013, 01:32 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
Male masterbation...

Bopp'n the bologna
Playing the skin flute


God is a concept by which we measure our pain -- John Lennon

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24-04-2013, 01:44 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
Flogging the dolphin.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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24-04-2013, 03:04 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
what about shrimpin'?

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24-04-2013, 03:28 PM
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain -- John Lennon

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24-04-2013, 03:32 PM
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Male masturbation: manual override.

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