Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
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24-04-2013, 12:48 PM
Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
Per request by Cardinal Smurf, this is a place where you can share your favorite sexual euphemisms or anything funny related to sexual codewords/nicknames/labels/etc.

To start it off:

Boobs
-Fun bags
-Sweater puppies
-Zeppelins
-Weapons of mass seduction
-Powerful orbs of immense gravitational pull

Grundel
-The fleshy fun bridge
-Gateway to Mordor

Penis
-Trouser snake
-Garden hose
-Groundhog
-The mailman

Vagina
-The secret chamber
-Bank depository
-Coin slot
-Heaven's gate

Blowjob
-The breathalyzer test
-Santa Clause-ing (think about it)

Here is a section solely dedicated to euphemisms coined by Christwire:

Male Masturbation
-Choking the flesh weasel
-Yanking the doodle's dandy
-Angering the cream volcano
-Steve Erwin snake grab
-Making Jesus cry

Female Masturbation
-Rubbing the turkey wattle
-Tickling the tangy turtle shell
-Downstairs Indian rug burning
-Irrigating the secret garden
-Playing banjo

Penis
-DNA rifle
-Colorado spitting viper
-Johnson's little fishing buddy
-Pommel horse
-Tangy tart trombone

Boobs
-Matching fatty tumors
-Jezebel's venom sacs
-Muffins with eyes
-Calcium factories
-Mayan temples

Intercourse
-Slaying the fish monster
-Invading Normandy
-Parting the Red Sea
-One eyed onion thrusting
-Naughty waffling

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24-04-2013, 12:51 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
I notice you have two boobs.

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24-04-2013, 12:53 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
I also have two penises....

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24-04-2013, 12:54 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
Grundel=chinrest

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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24-04-2013, 01:10 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
Vagine:
Cooter, Meat Curtains, VaJayJay, Slit

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Painting the ceiling
Erxomai Time

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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24-04-2013, 01:32 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
Male masterbation...

Bopp'n the bologna
Playing the skin flute


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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24-04-2013, 01:44 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
Flogging the dolphin.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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24-04-2013, 03:04 PM
RE: Erxomai's Playhouse of Wet Dreams and Ruined Childhoods
what about shrimpin'?

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24-04-2013, 03:28 PM
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But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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24-04-2013, 03:32 PM
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Male masturbation: manual override.

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