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21-10-2013, 02:55 PM (This post was last modified: 21-10-2013 03:15 PM by kingschosen.)
Even this makes me (a Christian) cringe
A teenage girl finds a 3.75 carat diamond in Arkanas' open diamond park. Story here.

This is what she says:

"I think God pointed me to it. I was about to sprint to join my family, and God told me to slow down and look. Then I found the diamond."

Tana said she said a prayer of thanks and named her diamond the God's Jewel diamond.


ugh

Really?

God pointed you to a diamond? K.

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21-10-2013, 02:59 PM
RE: Even this make me (a Christian) cringe
"That's just crazy talk." - Jayne Cobb

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21-10-2013, 03:06 PM
RE: Even this make me (a Christian) cringe
It make cringe so bad, forget grammar!

In Mother Russia we find potatoes, we say, "God told us slow down and point us at potatoes". We name it God's fucken-why-is-this-not-a-diamond-potato.

Rolleyes

Eventually you guys are gonna reach some level of dumb that's unsustainable. Everyone will hear a story like this and even the most hardened televangelist will facepalm so hard his head explodes... and there will be the dawn of a new age...

Egad, this kid's gonna *breed* Sadcryface

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21-10-2013, 03:08 PM
RE: Even this make me (a Christian) cringe
People will rationalize anything won't they?


God is a concept by which we measure our pain -- John Lennon

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21-10-2013, 03:17 PM
RE: Even this makes me (a Christian) cringe
(21-10-2013 03:06 PM)morondog Wrote:  It make cringe so bad, forget grammar!

I have no idea what you're talking about Drinking Beverage

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21-10-2013, 03:22 PM
RE: Even this makes me (a Christian) cringe
Story said 3.85, KC says 3.75. There he goes again, belittling God's miracles. Rolleyes


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21-10-2013, 03:23 PM
RE: Even this makes me (a Christian) cringe
(21-10-2013 03:17 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(21-10-2013 03:06 PM)morondog Wrote:  It make cringe so bad, forget grammar!

I have no idea what you're talking about Drinking Beverage

Read the title of the thread KC.

As to the story, So god is a lucky rabbits foot now?

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21-10-2013, 04:14 PM
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Is that it? Not the burnt toast jesus, the tree bark, flaming pope, crying statues? This is what riles KC up? Come on kc, many pious frauds extort money and hope. I know you gotta hate that stuff.

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21-10-2013, 04:26 PM
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Are you sure that's not a typo and it is her DOG who found the diamond?

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21-10-2013, 04:46 PM
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(21-10-2013 03:23 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  As to the story, So god is a lucky rabbits foot now?

And that is precisely what makes KC cringe. It diminishes his faith. ... Don't bother Girly none though. Drinking Beverage

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