Everyday Misanthrope: The Premier Douche-bag Simulator
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27-08-2015, 01:40 AM
Everyday Misanthrope: The Premier Douche-bag Simulator
Thanks to PC Gamer, I found this wonderful little game, and I just had to share it with all you evil, blackhearted heathens.

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Earmuffs: The Game is all about making other people miserable; you go about your day with a singular goal: making it as terrible as possible for others as you go. You do this by way of scenario-based three-set choices you can take, once a decision is made, it's immediate ramifications become clear. At the end of the day, you are given a wrap-up of how many people's days you have ruined, followed by a larger summary of the consequences of your misanthropic hate on the people you have affected.

It's a small game, available free to download, but an enjoyable little romp anyway, so give it ago when you feel like ruining somebody's day.

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27-08-2015, 07:15 AM
RE: Everyday Misanthrope: The Premier Douche-bag Simulator
Quote:Earmuffs: The Game is all about making other people miserable; you go about your day with a singular goal: making it as terrible as possible for others as you go.

Just to clarify. I don't go out of my way to make others miserable. Others go out their way to make me miserable I simply respond in an appropriate fashion.

In saying that, if the world burned and I was on the moon I'd pull up a chair and open a can of V.
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27-08-2015, 07:22 AM
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(27-08-2015 07:15 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  In saying that, if the world burned and I was on the moon I'd pull up a chair and open a can of V.

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27-08-2015, 07:43 AM
RE: Everyday Misanthrope: The Premier Douche-bag Simulator
"Premier?" Dodgy

I can't even decide between Heywood and triple q.

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