Evidence for the existence of God
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13-01-2017, 09:04 PM
RE: Evidence for the existence of God
(13-01-2017 09:00 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(13-01-2017 03:31 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Ask for anymore and I'll charge y'all Tongue

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BRILLIANT! I love the image of Yahweh at the bottom. Equally amusing is that it still says "Fresh Citrus".

"Goof Off® gets rid of that awful fundamentalist nastiness, and leaves a pleasant lemon scent behind!" Laugh out load

Thought about changing Citrus to Holy Water.

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14-01-2017, 12:23 AM
RE: Evidence for the existence of God
How about "Fresh Skeptic"?

* Quickly removes baseless assertions/scripture, circular reasoning, and special pleading.
* Built upon the Scientific Method.
* No guilt trip residue.

And at the bottom:

"Caution: Brain Required"

"Precaution: Irritates Violent Fundies"

(Only do it if you really feel like it... I'm just spitballing ideas. It's already great and will be very useful next time we get a new Borg-esque minion in here.)

"Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God?" - E. O. Wilson
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14-01-2017, 12:28 AM
RE: Evidence for the existence of God
(14-01-2017 12:23 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  How about "Fresh Skeptic"?

* Quickly removes baseless assertions/scripture, circular reasoning, and special pleading.
* Built upon the Scientific Method.
* No guilt trip residue.

And at the bottom:

"Caution: Brain Required"

"Precaution: Irritates Violent Fundies"

(Only do it if you really feel like it... I'm just spitballing ideas. It's already great and will be very useful next time we get a new Borg-esque minion in here.)

Well the "Precaution" is actually the caution in Spanish but maybe I can do that.

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14-01-2017, 02:04 AM
RE: Evidence for the existence of God
(14-01-2017 12:23 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  How about "Fresh Skeptic"?

* Quickly removes baseless assertions/scripture, circular reasoning, and special pleading.
* Built upon the Scientific Method.
* No guilt trip residue.

And at the bottom:

"Caution: Brain Required"

"Precaution: Irritates Violent Fundies"

(Only do it if you really feel like it... I'm just spitballing ideas. It's already great and will be very useful next time we get a new Borg-esque minion in here.)

I'm sure someone could do it better but here it is.

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14-01-2017, 04:07 AM
RE: Evidence for the existence of God
And I'm reminded of that scene in I. Claudius where Germanicus and Tiberius are in the bath scraping each other. Blink

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14-01-2017, 04:36 AM
RE: Evidence for the existence of God
(14-01-2017 02:04 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  I'm sure someone could do it better but here it is.

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14-01-2017, 04:38 AM
RE: Evidence for the existence of God
(14-01-2017 04:36 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(14-01-2017 02:04 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  I'm sure someone could do it better but here it is.

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You gotta hand it to Daft Punk, those fuckers commit to the gimmick.

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