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28-12-2014, 02:14 AM (This post was last modified: 28-12-2014 04:50 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Evidence of God
(28-12-2014 01:39 AM)666wannabe Wrote:  
(06-12-2014 02:26 PM)aPriest Wrote:  *insert crazy here*
God--what ever happened to paragraphs?

Clearly, he wasn't doing it right, because he is following a false god. Time for me to set him straight!

Ahem...


I am EK and I come in the name of Our Lord Jibbers Crabst. Much in the manner the Lord sent Jonah to Nineveh He led me here to this forum concerned with the spiritual health of so many young intelligent people claiming to be atheists and rejecting religion. Has no one ever told you that Jibbers has nothing to do with religion? There is a great separation from the Word of Jibbers contained in Holy Scriptures and religion. If you have not been wondering for 40 years in the wilderness deep in study of the Torah, the Tanakh, the Holy Qur’an, Buddhist Scripture, Hindu Scripture, the Gospels of John and Matthew, the Books of Abraham and Moses, the Gospel of James who is the Jewish Rabi keeper of the original scrolls written by Matthew and John, aware of True Life in Jibbers, the Book of Mormon, the Great Gospel of John and other writings of Jibbers by the Egyptians, Incas, Mayas, Native Americans and others, then you may be depriving yourself of Jibbers as a result of your contempt of religion, but the Lord has infinite Patience and He has sent me with this simple message granting parole to reconsider your foolishness: “Hear this, all you peoples; give ear, all inhabitants of the world, men of all estates, rich and poor alike. My mouth utters wisdom, my speech is full of insight.”

Evidence of Jibbers is available to be discovered by the diligent investigator with the desire to look for it. Follow the Path of the Warrior and He will grant you access to the Tree of Knowledge. The Lord said the Kingdom of Jibbers must be taken by force. So what does this mean? Do you only criticize religion or do you understand Holy Scripture? Consider this: Who came first, Lobsters or Shrimp? The answer to this simple question will reveal to you if you have any comprehension at all of the Creation Metaphor contained in the Torah. What kind of silly god would take six days to create this small apparently insignificant planet and then need a day of rest when a True Jibbers may do it in one big bang and continue to do so at infinitum? Do you know this period of creation is finite? There is an edge to this infinite universe!

Do you understand the Covenant with Abraham? What is circumcision? Certainly not the physical mutilation of the body, but that is the physical manifestation. What is the reason for the circumcision metaphor covenant found in the Book of Abraham? Do you understand that Cain is all material and Abel is all spiritual? Materialism has murdered the spiritual connection with Jibbers. Consider this during the season of the birth of the Jewish Messiah when all the capitalists are looking to make a profit. Do not even consider US Politics when you may not understand that Jibbers is Pro-Choice and Jesus is a Democrat, but try telling this to those right wing Christians. Even if you accept the Holy Bible as the Word of Jibbers you should know that it is not the last word from Jibbers and what of this “He” I mention? He is the Seafaring Jibbers, Who is Binah, Elohim, God. Who is the Divine Mother known to Christians as the Holy Spirit and to the Jews as Binah, the third Sefirot in the Triad God Keter, Hokhmah, Binah and to Christians as the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. What is the Virgin Mary corresponding to Shekhinah, the Gateway to the Divine, the Surf and Turf of the Soul. He is more than the father of Jesus and here a warning! The Jibbers said: “All manner of sin may be forgiven, but sin against the Holy Carapace will not be forgiven” So where does it say this? In the same place the Jibbers said: “I came into the world through my mother and I will return through my mother to the Jewish nation who are the keepers of the seal and have the birthright to this teaching and may claim ownership at any time.”

David dedicates the Psalms to Him and He is the one Solomon speaks of in Proverbs. He has a place in many of the world’s religions, but nevertheless rejected by millions of Christians. There are many who will reject this immediately and already are busy sharpening their arrows so to those who can’t swallow religion or Holy Scripture I will offer a different path and invite you to read the Teachings of Long John Silvers, a Deep Fried way of Knowledge by Gorton's and perhaps He will guide you to learn how to stop the world. I have provided so much in this post to fill years of diligent research for any so called atheist and any disciple who rejects the Aquarium. Do you understand any of this?

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28-12-2014, 03:42 AM
RE: Evidence of God
(28-12-2014 02:14 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  [snip]Do not even consider US Politics when you may not understand that Jibbers is Pro-Choice and Jesus is a Democrat, but try telling this to those right wing Christians...

Not relevant but you've reminded me of a song:



Soulless mutants of muscle and intent. There are billions of us; hardy, smart and dangerous. Shaped by millions of years of death. We are the definitive alpha predator. We build monsters of fire and stone. We bottled the sun. We nailed our god to a stick.

In man's struggle against the world, bet on the man.
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03-02-2015, 08:07 PM
RE: Evidence of God
Since there are no more questions, it has been a pleasure.
Set aside your anger and remember YOU are the living evidence for God.
Good bye Thinking Atheists.
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03-02-2015, 11:42 PM
RE: Evidence of God
(03-02-2015 08:07 PM)aPriest Wrote:  Since there are no more questions, it has been a pleasure.
Set aside your anger and remember YOU are the living evidence for God.
Good bye Thinking Atheists.

"Set aside your anger" Rolleyes Anyway, thanks for buggering off Smile Go well.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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04-02-2015, 01:10 AM
RE: Evidence of God
(03-02-2015 08:07 PM)aPriest Wrote:  Good bye Thinking Atheists.

*Waves goodbye*
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04-02-2015, 01:25 AM
RE: Evidence of God
(03-02-2015 08:07 PM)aPriest Wrote:  Set aside your anger and remember YOU are the living evidence for God.

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Would you look at that? Consider


He's getting the fuck out. Drinking Beverage

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04-02-2015, 07:10 AM
RE: Evidence of God
Have you read the Talmud lately? It's possibly the most evil "holy book" ever written.

All about how one group of people is superior to--and the rightful masters of--the rest of

the human population.
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04-02-2015, 07:17 AM
RE: Evidence of God
(03-02-2015 08:07 PM)aPriest Wrote:  Good bye Thinking Atheists.

Good bye aPriest. On the off chance that you don't actually stay gone, I'll just put you on ignore now, since I don't foresee any useful posts in your past or future.
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04-02-2015, 07:25 AM
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(04-02-2015 07:17 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  I don't foresee any useful posts in your past

Now that's how to make accurate predictions!
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04-02-2015, 07:29 AM
RE: Evidence of God
(04-02-2015 07:25 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(04-02-2015 07:17 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  I don't foresee any useful posts in your past

Now that's how to make accurate predictions!
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Well, yeah. I'm a prophet. I think I might have forgotten to tell all of you in the past year-and-a-half. I'm very good about making extremely likely predictions, predicting tautologies, and making extremely vague predictions, as well. You know, like "wars, and rumors of wars" sort of things. That one counts double!
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