Evidence of Noah's ark?
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22-06-2012, 12:54 PM
RE: Evidence of Noah's ark?
There's now evidence that one of their crazy tall tales about peasants from long ago written in a magic book might have some basis in reality. Obviously the logical response is to hie thee to the nearest place of worship and beg forgiveness for your multiple sins Dodgy

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22-06-2012, 05:42 PM
RE: Evidence of Noah's ark?
There are 10 documented claims of finding the arc in the last 60 years but it's been speculated that before common scientific journals came about it was very common to see these claims even more often in the 18th and 19th centuries.

For an extra fun little fact the city of Nakhchivan claims to house the tomb of Noah. What actual evidence do they have that this site is in fact the tomb of Noah? None that I've been able to find anywhere. Yet the tomb brings in boatloads of tourists. Go figure.
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22-06-2012, 05:46 PM
RE: Evidence of Noah's ark?
(22-06-2012 05:42 PM)Godless Wrote:  boatloads of tourists.
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They should have a zoo there too.
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22-06-2012, 08:34 PM
RE: Evidence of Noah's ark?
(22-06-2012 05:46 PM)morondog Wrote:  They should have a zoo there too.


With all the microscopic organisms. Oh wait ...

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22-06-2012, 08:43 PM
RE: Evidence of Noah's ark?
When I was being raised my family would show me "Noah's Ark Found"
Since that time I've seen three cases on different mountains. Which is terrible evidence if you ask me.

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22-06-2012, 10:06 PM (This post was last modified: 22-06-2012 10:15 PM by Sasquatch.)
RE: Evidence of Noah's ark?
There are 8.7 million specifies identified on earth. Let's just say its 6 million, which excludes marine life. Anyone, except the brainwashed, would realize that its impossible to get two of each of the 6 million (12 million) on a boat. Most of them would require special diets to survive. What about all the feces and urine that would accumulate. How about penguins, polar bears, kangaroos, and many other animals spread around the world making their way to the ark in a short amount of time. There are also many insects that would have to get aboard. Can anyone imagine two ants or beetles going up a ramp into the ark? What a joke.

Salt water and fresh water life would not be on the ark. But if the earth were totally flooded, this would cause a mixture of brackish and fresh waters, which would kill off marine life.

How anyone can believe the story of Noah's ark is beyond me.
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22-06-2012, 10:35 PM
RE: Evidence of Noah's ark?
If any kind of large boat is found, I would call it Utnapishtim's Ark - from the epic of Gilgamesh.

This story predates any stories found in the bible by thousands of years.

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23-06-2012, 02:10 AM
RE: Evidence of Noah's ark?
WTF are you all smokin!?
I've got Noah sitting right next to me... he's telling me the whole story!

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23-06-2012, 02:16 AM
RE: Evidence of Noah's ark?
How else could those sedimentary rock layers have formed?

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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23-06-2012, 02:32 AM
RE: Evidence of Noah's ark?
The ghost that never lies told me that the it was the flying spaghetti monsters idea, and the animals were saved by an armada of pirates.

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That's why you find so many boats. Rolleyes

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