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08-02-2015, 03:01 PM
RE: Evidence that God has come?
(08-02-2015 02:56 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Somebody blew up a whale, and I missed it????

Damn...

Missed all the fun again.....

Guess I'll just have to club a few extra seals.....

Wink

Does it help that it was already dead.

Seriously. A whale was beached in Florence Oregon and the geniuses there decided that if they blew it up, the seagulls would clean up the little bits left behind.

I shit you not.

They blew up the whale and huge chunks of rotting whale came raining down for miles. It caused injuries...

Not to mention the humiliation of neighboring states who simply sighed and said, "only in oregon"


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08-02-2015, 03:04 PM
RE: Evidence that God has come?
Holy shit.......

Did anyone film this - and if so -- I'm HOPING the last words heard before "Boooom" - are

"Hey - hold my beer, and watch THIS"....

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08-02-2015, 03:05 PM
RE: Evidence that God has come?




Yeah...you can't fix stupid.


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08-02-2015, 03:05 PM
RE: Evidence that God has come?
(08-02-2015 03:01 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  They blew up the whale and huge chunks of rotting whale came raining down for miles.

Am I bad for thinking that's hilarious?

Quote:It caused injuries...

not laughing at that part if it helps





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08-02-2015, 03:09 PM
RE: Evidence that God has come?
BWAAAAAHHAHAH...

What a country.....

Only here, can people that stupid be allowed to purchase explosives.......

Ya gotta love it......

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08-02-2015, 03:22 PM
RE: Evidence that God has come?
(08-02-2015 03:05 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(08-02-2015 03:01 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  They blew up the whale and huge chunks of rotting whale came raining down for miles.

Am I bad for thinking that's hilarious?

Quote:It caused injuries...

not laughing at that part if it helps





No, you're not bad. It was shown as a laugh on one of the late night talk shows back in the day. It's funny as hell. Laugh out load

I don't know what they did with all the bits and pieces that scattered all over the place though. What if you were walking along and a bit of whale landed in your cup of coffee or soda. Ewww, just ewwww.

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08-02-2015, 03:26 PM
RE: Evidence that God has come?
(08-02-2015 03:22 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(08-02-2015 03:05 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Am I bad for thinking that's hilarious?


not laughing at that part if it helps





No, you're not bad. It was shown as a laugh on one of the late night talk shows back in the day. It's funny as hell. Laugh out load

I don't know what they did with all the bits and pieces that scattered all over the place though. What if you were walking along and a bit of whale landed in your cup of coffee or soda. Ewww, just ewwww.

You should watch the video. One chunk seriously damaged a car. People were running for their lives. Big Grin

People were covered in stinky whale bits...

The remaining parts of the whale were buried.


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08-02-2015, 03:58 PM
RE: Evidence that God has come?
(08-02-2015 03:05 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(08-02-2015 03:01 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  They blew up the whale and huge chunks of rotting whale came raining down for miles.

Am I bad for thinking that's hilarious?

Quote:It caused injuries...

not laughing at that part if it helps





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09-02-2015, 10:40 PM
RE: Evidence that God has come?
(08-02-2015 03:05 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  



Yeah...you can't fix stupid.

Now I have the hiccups from laughing so hard. What were they thinking?

There are two ways to get rid of a whale:

1) Tow it out to sea, sharks will make a quick meal of it.



2) Sell it to a Japanese Sushi restaurant
http://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-whale...story.html

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15-02-2015, 10:13 AM
RE: Evidence that God has come?
I have an explanations for this Yes

god is taking a leak Laugh out load
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