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14-07-2013, 10:58 AM
RE: Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(14-07-2013 10:04 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(14-07-2013 06:21 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  Boobs galore! Drooling

Yabut, real ones. Not cartoon boobies. Drinking Beverage

But. but.......these are old Renaissance paintings. Like reeeeally old stuff. I can't post art work? Aw, man. There's old icons of Mary nursing baby Jesus. I can't post something like that? What about the statue of David by Michelangelo?

Shit, I totally meant no offense. Another oops for me then. Oops I'll add a couple more.Sadcryface2 Weeping

Shakespeare Insult 13 – Henry IV Part 1
“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”
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14-07-2013, 01:03 PM
Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(14-07-2013 10:58 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(14-07-2013 10:04 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Yabut, real ones. Not cartoon boobies. Drinking Beverage

But. but.......these are old Renaissance paintings. Like reeeeally old stuff. I can't post art work? Aw, man. There's old icons of Mary nursing baby Jesus. I can't post something like that? What about the statue of David by Michelangelo?

Shit, I totally meant no offense. Another oops for me then. Oops I'll add a couple more.Sadcryface2 Weeping

Aren't really old boobies kinda wrinkly?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

In other news, I just remembered this thread:

http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...ht=Staring

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14-07-2013, 01:07 PM
RE: Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
My boobies are certainly not wrinkly.

Personally, I think old man moobs are worse. With those grey hairs...


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14-07-2013, 01:08 PM
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(14-07-2013 01:07 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  My boobies are certainly not wrinkly.

Personally, I think old man moobs are worse. With those grey hairs...

I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Drinking Beverage

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14-07-2013, 01:42 PM
RE: Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(14-07-2013 01:07 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  My boobies are certainly not wrinkly.

Personally, I think old man moobs are worse. With those grey hairs...

Mine aren't either. I use sunscreen even here in Portland. I met this lady last week from Southern California who had spent most of her life in the sun and her chest and boobs were a mass of wrinkles and she was only about 50 years old. She reminded me of that old lady character in There's Something About Mary. And I won't post pictures of her, I have't eaten lunch yet.

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“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”
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14-07-2013, 01:49 PM
Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(14-07-2013 01:42 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(14-07-2013 01:07 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  My boobies are certainly not wrinkly.

Personally, I think old man moobs are worse. With those grey hairs...

Mine aren't either. I use sunscreen even here in Portland. I met this lady last week from Southern California who had spent most of her life in the sun and her chest and boobs were a mass of wrinkles and she was only about 50 years old. She reminded me of that old lady character in There's Something About Mary. And I won't post pictures of her, I have't eaten lunch yet.

Do you ever use beaver cream? I keep some around just in case. But be careful. It might sting a bit.

   

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14-07-2013, 01:49 PM
RE: Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(14-07-2013 01:07 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  My boobies are certainly not wrinkly.

Personally, I think old man moobs are worse. With those grey hairs...


Mom, google Jack Nicholson on the beach. It's old man boob perfection.

Shakespeare Insult 13 – Henry IV Part 1
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14-07-2013, 01:52 PM
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(14-07-2013 01:49 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(14-07-2013 01:42 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Mine aren't either. I use sunscreen even here in Portland. I met this lady last week from Southern California who had spent most of her life in the sun and her chest and boobs were a mass of wrinkles and she was only about 50 years old. She reminded me of that old lady character in There's Something About Mary. And I won't post pictures of her, I have't eaten lunch yet.

Do you ever use beaver cream? I keep some around just in case. But be careful. It might sting a bit.

Looks like a jar of mayonnaise. Ummmmm. Would mayonnaise be a good substitute for beaver cream?

Shakespeare Insult 13 – Henry IV Part 1
“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”
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14-07-2013, 01:57 PM
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(14-07-2013 12:05 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  This takes the discussion in a different direction for sure but have any of you read The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck? On the last page of the book, Rose o' Sharon, one of the characters from the troubled, poverty stricken Joad family, has a baby that dies tragically and she breastfeeds a desperate, destitute, starving old man in a barn and gives him his life back. It's one of the most powerful endings to any book I've ever read. I read it 20 years ago and still remember that ending. It wasn't so much that it was disgusting but that it emphasized how devastating life can be and our universal need to sustain life.

The image goes back to Roman Charity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Charity

Roman Charity (Latin Caritas romana; Italian Carità Romana) is the exemplary story of a daughter, Pero, who secretly breastfeeds her father, Cimon, after he is incarcerated and sentenced to death by starvation. She is found out by a jailer, but her act of selflessness impresses officials and wins her father's release.

Ok. I'm finished with the scholarly stuff.

An art history text I once read pretty much outright stated that that story was, essentially, "an excuse to draw tits with Church approval". That and Eden were the choices, I suppose...

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14-07-2013, 02:02 PM
Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(14-07-2013 01:52 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(14-07-2013 01:49 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Do you ever use beaver cream? I keep some around just in case. But be careful. It might sting a bit.

Looks like a jar of mayonnaise. Ummmmm. Would mayonnaise be a good substitute for beaver cream?

Well you're from the beaver state so I'd have to defer to your knowledge on this one. Tongue

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