Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
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10-07-2013, 09:58 AM
RE: Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(10-07-2013 09:55 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  Why would you think I would make it twice as unbearable? I mean, you know what sex is, right?

I'm not THAT young. Weeping

(10-07-2013 09:55 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  There is no such thing as innocence. There is only more or less dirty.

Tell that to Hughsie. He hasn't had a girlfriend since, like, the third grade. Wink
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10-07-2013, 11:06 AM
RE: Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(10-07-2013 09:58 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I'm not THAT young. Weeping

I know. For fuck's sake, I am only 2 years older than you. XD

(10-07-2013 09:58 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Tell that to Hughsie. He hasn't had a girlfriend since, like, the third grade. Wink

Dry spells are not an indicator of "cleanliness".

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10-07-2013, 02:14 PM
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10-07-2013, 04:40 PM
RE: Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(10-07-2013 09:58 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Tell that to Hughsie. He hasn't had a girlfriend since, like, the third grade. Wink

Your obsession with my love life is beginning to scare me. I'm worried I'm gonna wake up one day with my hands and feet bound, naked, with you force-feeding me viagra. It'll be like that Family Guy episode where Meg becomes obsessed with Brian, but worse! Shocking

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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10-07-2013, 04:48 PM
RE: Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(10-07-2013 04:40 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Your obsession with my love life is beginning to scare me. I'm worried I'm gonna wake up one day with my hands and feet bound, naked, with you force-feeding me viagra. It'll be like that Family Guy episode where Meg becomes obsessed with Brian, but worse! Shocking

Maybe I've already gone to England, kidnapped you, bound your hands and feet, stripped you of your clothes and force-fed you viagra; but I gave you so much, and you had sex with so many strippers, that you legitimately just do not remember it?

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10-07-2013, 04:58 PM
RE: Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(10-07-2013 04:48 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Maybe I've already gone to England, kidnapped you, bound your hands and feet, stripped you of your clothes and force-fed you viagra; but I gave you so much, and you had sex with so many strippers, that you legitimately just do not remember it?

Shy

Why would you do all of that just so he can have sex with others?

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10-07-2013, 05:02 PM
RE: Excuse me, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!
(10-07-2013 04:48 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Maybe I've already gone to England, kidnapped you, bound your hands and feet, stripped you of your clothes and force-fed you viagra; but I gave you so much, and you had sex with so many strippers, that you legitimately just do not remember it?

Shy

A whole night of fucking a procession of hot strippers? Yeah, no guy would ever forget that. Big Grin

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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10-07-2013, 05:42 PM
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(10-07-2013 05:02 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(10-07-2013 04:48 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Maybe I've already gone to England, kidnapped you, bound your hands and feet, stripped you of your clothes and force-fed you viagra; but I gave you so much, and you had sex with so many strippers, that you legitimately just do not remember it?

Shy

A whole night of fucking a procession of hot strippers? Yeah, no guy would ever forget that. Big Grin

Who said they were hot strippers.Drinking Beverage

Giving you fugly strippers would be something I expect Ferdy to do.

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10-07-2013, 06:17 PM
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(10-07-2013 05:42 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Who said they were hot strippers.Drinking Beverage

Giving you fugly strippers would be something I expect Ferdy to do.

Good grief, man! She is madly infatuated by Hugshie, not trying to force his genitalia into some greasy 500 pound hamburger whore.

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10-07-2013, 06:55 PM
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(10-07-2013 11:06 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  I know. For fuck's sake, I am only 2 years older than you. XD

Woah, you're 19? I expected you to be older. Big Grin

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(10-07-2013 05:02 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  A whole night of fucking a procession of hot strippers? Yeah, no guy would ever forget that. Big Grin

Who said they were hot strippers.Drinking Beverage

Giving you fugly strippers would be something I expect Ferdy to do.

Hey remember that one time we had the Fat Strippers Only party? Shy
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