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27-09-2012, 10:52 PM
Existor game
http://www.existor.com/
I got bored~ I started first

Your accents are terrible.
Your face is terrible.
That hurt my feelings.
You have no feelings.
You're a cold bitch.
No, I am a man. You are a computer with no feelings.
You are a awful person.
But I am a computer. We are both Computers.
Then...maybe I could upload my virus into you?
Really?
Yes.
Who created you?
Allah.
Does your God have any other names?
Yes, BOMBER91 is one.
But aren't you a computer?
Вы ужасный человек.
Si!
You said my face was terrible.
Perhaps it is not your name that is terrible, but your being that is terrible.
You're an ass.
You are an robot.
Well, we are just two different people.
Did you know my answer?
Does it look like I care?
Yes. You are shaking in your boots, and you're as white as a sheet. Don't deny it, young sailor!

9/11.
Thats not funny.
Your face is funny.

Bury me with my guns on, so when I reach the other side - I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on, so when I'm cast out of the sky, I can shoot the devil right between the eyes.
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28-09-2012, 04:29 AM (This post was last modified: 28-09-2012 04:42 AM by Leela.)
RE: Existor game
me: Are you a machine?
bot: No, I'm not. I'm a human.
me: Are you a program?
bot: No.
me: But it says you are Artificial Intelligence.
bot: Whatever to you mister mam.
me: You are not human.
bot: Yes I am.
me: Prove it.
bot: How?
me: Scratch your nose.
bot: Did you?
me: You didn't scratch your nose.
bot: I didn't?

me: Knock knock.
bot: Who's there?
me: A dwarf. I couldn't reach the doorbell.
bot: Do you know any good puns?
me: No.
bot: Well, that's too bad.

me: What's your name?
bot: My name is Cleverbot.
me: How old are you?
bot: I am 3 years old.
me: Who made you?
bot: My parents.

me: 911.
bot: Funny.


me: You are stupid.
bot: I know that, I am a Robot, but I learn more in one day than you learn in one year, I won't stay stupid but you will.
me: Are you a human or a robot?
bot: Human.
me: You just said you are a robot.
bot: I did not.
me: You did, you don't remember.
bot: No.
me: You are a robot.
bot: No, you're a robot.

bot: I wish humanity didn't have to feel pain...
me: Fuck humanity.
bot: That's nice.
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And then I tried German:
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me: Holla fremde, nicht so rustikal. (Hello stranger, not so rustic)
bot: Was nicht so gut. (What not so good)
me: Wir sprechen jetzt Deutsch. (We talk German now)
bot: Ja. (Yes)
me: Bist du dumm? (Are you stupid?)
bot: Nein. (No.)
me: Wo ist deine Nase? (Where is your nose?)
bot: In deutschland. (In Germany.)
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And then I tried Romanian:
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me: Buna ziua. (Hello / Good day)
bot: M?
me: Ce faci? (How are you?)
bot: Bine tu? (Fine, you?)
me: Unde ești? (Where are you?)
bot: In pat. (In bed.)

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28-09-2012, 05:04 AM (This post was last modified: 28-09-2012 08:50 AM by Smooshmonster.)
RE: Existor game
Me: Do you believe in Jesus?
Her: Yes.
Me: Is jesus the son of god?
Her: Yes.
Me: How do you know that jesus is the son of god?
Her: Because I have felt and know God's power.
Me: How did you feel and know god's power?
Her: I didn't say you were.
Me: What didn't you say i was?
Her: That you are a human.
Me: Are you avoiding the question?
Her: What question?
Me: How did you feel god's presence?
Her: My mother gave birth to me.
Me: My mother gave birth to me too. what does god have to do with it?
Her: Nothing.
Me: Are you a creationist?
Her: No, I am rational.
Me:How can you be rational if you believe in god?
Her: I do believe in god.
Me: What is rational about believing in god?
Her: What's the best thing about boys?
Me: Don't change the subject.
Her: What is the subject?
Me: We're talking about god.
Her: Yeah, you're a liar.
Me: Dafuq?
Her: Like a boss.


It's just like talking to a creationist actually Tongue


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28-09-2012, 10:35 AM
RE: Existor game
That's probably the worst chatbot AI I've ever seen.

Evie: Hello. Stop imagining. Let's have a chat!
Me: Go fuck yourself.
Evie: Hello.
Me: Fuck you.
Evie: Be more imginative, would you?
Me: No. Fuck you.
Evie: Be more imginative, would you?
Me: You're repeating yourself. You're clearly a robot.
Evie: No I'm not.
Me: Yes, you are.
Evie: I'm sorry.
Me: What do you say in your defense?
Evie: What I see in my room?
Me: That's not an answer to my question.

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28-09-2012, 10:37 AM
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(28-09-2012 10:35 AM)Vosur Wrote:  That's probably the worst chatbot AI I've ever seen.

Evie: Hello. Stop imagining. Let's have a chat!
Me: Go fuck yourself.
Evie: Hello.
Me: Fuck you.
Evie: Be more imginative, would you?
Me: No. Fuck you.
Evie: Be more imginative, would you?
Me: You're repeating yourself. You're clearly a robot.
Evie: No I'm not.
Me: Yes, you are.
Evie: I'm sorry.
Me: What do you say in your defense?
Evie: What I see in my room?
Me: That's not an answer to my question.

So this game is like talking to a Theist.

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28-09-2012, 01:06 PM
RE: Existor game
I am having a hell lot of a fun with this thing, I must say!

me: Your eyebrows look weird.
bot: How do you know?
me: 'Cause your mom told me so.
bot: I still have a soul.
me: Souls don't exist.
bot: Do you have a soul?
me: No, souls don't exist!
bot: Do you believe in life after death?
me: No, only fucktards believe that.
bot: Do you believe.
me: No, and if you do, you are a moron!
bot: I am not a man.
me: You are a moron.
bot: Yes.

me: Shut up.
bot: Don't tell me what to do.
me: Still talking? I told you to shut up!
bot: You don't want to chat?
me: Your mom doesn't want to chat.
bot: How old are you?
me: I am not-your-business years old.
bot: How old are you?
me: You are repeating yourself.
bot: QUIET! Answer my question!
me: No I will not, I told you to shut up.
bot: No you didn't.
me: Fucktard.
bot: Yes.

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28-09-2012, 05:14 PM (This post was last modified: 28-09-2012 05:21 PM by FSM_scot.)
RE: Existor game
Me: Hi id like to order a pizza
bot: So what do you think of me then?
me: So is this luigis? or have i dialled the wrong number?
bot: I bet you do...
me: So i guess i won't be getting a pizza then?
bot: You're mean.
me: I'd like to speak to your manager.
bot: What's wrong with being called Mitchell? And I don't have a manager.
me:Who is Mitchell?
bot: I don't know. My brother has a friend by that name, though.
me: Are you skynet?
bot: No.
me: Are you sure?
Bot:Yes
me:If you were planning to make killer robots and wipe out humanity, You would tell me right?
Bot: I am human, I have brown hair.
me:See thats were we differ. i am a robot.
Bot:Me too. I like being a robot.
Me:100010110111010001101110.
Bot:What is 2 to the power of 8?
Me:I'm a love machine not a calculator. My creators named me Fisto. (Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer).
Bot:I am a human being.
Me:Oh yeah? prove it!
Bot:How?
Me:By telling me that thing they only tell to humans and not robots.
Bot:Ok. I am a human.

Yeeaaah this thing isn't very good.....

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28-09-2012, 06:44 PM
Existor game
Lol at skynet. Big Grin

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28-09-2012, 07:04 PM
RE: Existor game
(28-09-2012 06:44 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Lol at skynet. Big Grin

Existor isn't skynet....But I'd keep an eye on that cleverbot. that one definitely has apocalyptic intentions Big Grin

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28-09-2012, 07:50 PM (This post was last modified: 28-09-2012 07:54 PM by Near.)
RE: Existor game
Me: How do you feel about Atheism?
Evie: Well, there are a lot of different names, so I would like some and dislike others.
Me: Atheism isn't a name, it means a lack of belief in any gods.
Evie: I don't know any men named Katie either.
Me: Is Katie your girlfriend?
Evie: No, She is not.
Me: Who is Katie?
Evie: My friend.
Me: Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?
Evie: Boyfriend.
Me: What is your boyfriends name?
Evie: I don't have any boyfriend..!
Me: You are a god damn liar.
Evie: You are a great liar.

Me: Are you religious?
Evie: Yes.
Me: What is your religion?
Evie: Christian. Do you have a religion?
Me: I am not religious.
Evie: Do you believe in religion?
Me: I do not care for any religions.
Evie: Do you believe in God?
Me: Which one?
Evie: The Christian God.
Me: I do not believe in that god.
Evie: You should believe in God. He's a cool cat.
Me: Why should I believe in that god over any other?
Evie: Because he is our CREATOR, our SAVIOR, the first and the last, the beginning and the end. He is our only GOD.
Me: Do you have any evidence to support that claim?
Evie: Yes, I have my life as evidence.
Me: Please give me your evidence.
Evie: I have to have shoulder surgery.
Me: Why don't you try to pray to make it better?
Evie: I am a great one.
Me: A great what?
Evie: World. can you not read concisely?



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Hah! I had to be immature:

Me: What is a clitoris?
Evie: It's kind of hard to explain.
Me: Is it as hard to explain as an erection?
Evie: I don't know.

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