Exit Stage Left?????

[TurkeyBurner]

Lightsaber

[DerFish]

(05-03-2016 11:47 AM)Minimalist Wrote:  

Quote: On the bridge were three young girls who are in the oldest profession in the world.

Politicians?

Spanish teachers actually. Give them 1000 pesos ($22.00)and they will talk Spanish to you all night long.

[Fireball]

(05-03-2016 04:33 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  

(05-03-2016 09:57 AM)Fireball Wrote:  I'm not afraid of a nick in the spine, just don't want to be a quadriplegic. If I jumped into a wood chipper, I'd go all the way through; there would just be a pile of Fireballburger on the other side. Just throw more wood in until the mess is off the equipment.

You are SO ON for that duel, bub.

















I don't think that I will live to be 113 YO, though.

Never know - people do it all the time, and we are still making huge strides in medicine all the time. I'll see you then.

I don't think ANYONE wants to see my sorry ass doddering around at the age of 113, but if I make it, it's a date. I'll channel my inner berserker and bring one of these-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claymore

By then, maybe there will be some wicked cool prosthetics, too!

[KUSA]

(04-03-2016 06:21 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  Shot by a jealous husband at the age of 90.

The most anti gun person on the planet wants to be shot? Oh the irony!

[Old Man Marsh]

I want to go on a spacewalk and be cut loose so that I can burn up on reentry as a shooting star.

[Dark Wanderer]

I'd like to be transformed into a terminator and sent back in time to a big medieval battlefield. See how many of the bastards I can take out before I'm deactivated. No modern weapons either, just a sword or something.