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03-04-2013, 06:12 PM
FARTS
So I've been called a big child for posting this, but honestly, I think it's worth a mention. It is after all, something we all do.

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03-04-2013, 07:34 PM
RE: FARTS
The day that farts are no longer funny is the day that I am old.

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03-04-2013, 07:40 PM
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I don't find farts funny....at all. They are only funny if it is an obnoxiously explosive one that occurs at an inopportune moment. Besides that, they aren't funny, Imo.

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03-04-2013, 07:41 PM
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(03-04-2013 07:34 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  The day that farts are no longer funny is the day that I am old.
So true...

Why am I not surprised you were the first to reply? Big Grin

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03-04-2013, 07:42 PM
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(03-04-2013 07:40 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  I don't find farts funny....at all. They are only funny if it is an obnoxiously explosive one that occurs at an inopportune moment. Besides that, they aren't funny, Imo.
Confused. Yes or no? Or still deciding? Consider

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03-04-2013, 07:51 PM
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My son is the fart king from hell. One of Satan's own, I'm sure. But it's funny! Except when they render you catatonic Dodgy
I've told him he should record them and send them to Seth MacFarlane (to use in Family Guy or American Dad) - chuck out all the fake ones!

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03-04-2013, 07:52 PM
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(03-04-2013 07:41 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  
(03-04-2013 07:34 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  The day that farts are no longer funny is the day that I am old.
So true...

Why am I not surprised you were the first to reply? Big Grin

Just a lucky guess, I rectum. Wink

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03-04-2013, 07:54 PM
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I still think they're fucking hilarious. Those who receive the ass end of the joke may disagree with me, however.
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03-04-2013, 07:57 PM
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(03-04-2013 07:52 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  Just a lucky guess, I rectum. Wink

Laughat What a doozy!

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03-04-2013, 09:19 PM (This post was last modified: 03-04-2013 09:27 PM by GirlyMan.)
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I no longer fart before sitting on a toilet 'cause I've had more than one shart experience. Blush

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