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03-04-2013, 09:40 PM
RE: FARTS
The boys and husband have fart contests. Seriously it's all fun until someone shits their pants.


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03-04-2013, 10:09 PM
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Is it wrong to hug somebody first before you fart?

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03-04-2013, 10:14 PM
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I wonder if the queen farts? Consider

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03-04-2013, 10:18 PM
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(03-04-2013 10:14 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I wonder if the queen farts? Consider

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03-04-2013, 10:35 PM
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I can understand why anyone would not want to be bothered by people constantly farting publicly, and generally fouling up the surrounding air space. What bothers me is that our attitude toward it reminds me of how nothing of our bodies has been left free of self recrimination and disgust. Why do we treat our bodies with such disrespect, and even revulsion? I don't like it one bit.

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03-04-2013, 11:15 PM
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(03-04-2013 10:09 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  Is it wrong to hug somebody first before you fart?

Yes. I'm pretty sure there's a statute in the Geneva Convention addressing the ambush fart. It's akin to terrorism. Dodgy

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03-04-2013, 11:32 PM
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(03-04-2013 09:19 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I no longer fart before sitting on a toilet 'cause I've had more than one shart experience. Blush

The really bad part about farting just before sitting on the toilet is that as you sit down; you've unleashed that cloud of fumes that's now surrounding your face.

Then you feel really dumb and wonder why the fuck you just did that. Dodgy

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03-04-2013, 11:58 PM
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I have a friend who was named "Beanass" by his sisters when he was a youngun. He's about 43 now and still goes by that nickname.

One of these nights when I've had a few cocktails, ask me to tell the story about the second floor of the 735 Club on Bourbon St. Oh and, make sure there aren't any kids in the room. Sex and farts don't go together very well...

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04-04-2013, 12:37 AM
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you guys smell Hobo
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04-04-2013, 12:46 AM
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