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13-04-2013, 08:08 AM
RE: FARTS
I hate hate HATE when my husband farts in public, like it's nothing at all.

I hate it even more when he blames it on me:

**POOOOOOOOOOOOOT!** "Honey! Did you fart?"
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Then everyone would actually believe him. Makes me wanna cave his nads in.Angry

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13-04-2013, 09:30 AM
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I hate to smell farts... U know like when you are going up in the escalator or in an elevator.... Sad makes me feel like I'm getting mini shit particles into my lungs that went out from someone's hairy asshole.... EW. Lol!

Seriously, I find very disrespectful to expose other to our bodily odors or noises if it was avoidable, I usually tease and bully however felt entitled to expose me...

Like: " dang, you can't hold them anymore? U heard about kegel exercises? Maybe you should try exercising that muscle... Squeeze and let go... 100 times before u go to bed....
Are u sure that nothing else but air came out of there? Sounded pretty flappy..." Depending on who is the source I can get even worse...

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13-04-2013, 09:22 PM
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(13-04-2013 09:30 AM)Weeeeee_Zard Wrote:  Seriously, I find very disrespectful to expose other to our bodily odors or noises if it was avoidable

Not all body odors are offensive. Nor all bodily noises. Drooling

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13-04-2013, 09:54 PM
 
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I laughed my ass off the first time i went through this thread!
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14-04-2013, 08:13 PM
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There's an old Icelandic Proverb that says every man loves the smell of his own farts!

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14-05-2013, 10:14 AM
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Just got this linked to me. Big Grin

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14-05-2013, 11:23 AM
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Farts are funny when they're dry Undecided
Wet & in public, sometimes, not so much. Wondering if people noticed....

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14-05-2013, 04:48 PM
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This seems fitting in this thread... Cool

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14-05-2013, 04:56 PM
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Never heard that song before. Giggle fits ensuing. xD

Oh dear! It's Kevin McDonald! Shit. Moar giggle fits.

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14-05-2013, 07:10 PM
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(14-05-2013 04:48 PM)Peanut Wrote:  



This seems fitting in this thread... Cool

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