FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
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24-01-2011, 05:49 AM (This post was last modified: 24-01-2011 08:35 AM by Buddy Christ.)
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
This just in. Breaking news from the FDA on a radical new strategy for improving health.

Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable

Pause and read the "tips" after the melted cheese part. Just classic.

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24-01-2011, 07:02 AM
RE: FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
I would laugh but I'm also fat.
By 2015 , 10% of the people of the planet will be starving and 10% will be overweight - that's sad Sad
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24-01-2011, 08:30 AM
RE: FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
Maybe the starving people could kill and eat the fat people. That would balance things out, right?

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24-01-2011, 08:37 AM
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(24-01-2011 08:30 AM)BnW Wrote:  Maybe the starving people could kill and eat the fat people. That would balance things out, right?

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24-01-2011, 09:32 AM
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(24-01-2011 08:30 AM)BnW Wrote:  Maybe the starving people could kill and eat the fat people. That would balance things out, right?

Gee , thanks ... Dodgy
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24-01-2011, 10:23 AM
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(24-01-2011 09:32 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  
(24-01-2011 08:30 AM)BnW Wrote:  Maybe the starving people could kill and eat the fat people. That would balance things out, right?

Gee , thanks ... Dodgy

How about if the starving people would eat the fat out of the fat people? Everybody wins, eh?

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24-01-2011, 10:28 AM
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Well, not everyone. I'm neither starving nor fat, so what do I get out of it? How exactly do I win? My view of the world is that if I don't win, then nobody gets to win.

You need to keep trying, I guess. What else you got?

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24-01-2011, 10:37 AM
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You can win by eating carrots like you eat hot dogs, by shoving them in your fat face.

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24-01-2011, 11:21 AM
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(24-01-2011 10:23 AM)Kikko Wrote:  How about if the starving people would eat the fat out of the fat people? Everybody wins, eh?
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24-01-2011, 11:58 AM
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(24-01-2011 10:23 AM)Kikko Wrote:  
(24-01-2011 09:32 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  
(24-01-2011 08:30 AM)BnW Wrote:  Maybe the starving people could kill and eat the fat people. That would balance things out, right?

Gee , thanks ... Dodgy

How about if the starving people would eat the fat out of the fat people? Everybody wins, eh?

Well , you may just have disgusted me into starvation for the next few days ... lol Tongue
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