FOOD FIGHT IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-05-2014, 05:52 AM
RE: FOOD FIGHT IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(06-05-2014 03:53 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  This movie is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!! I would rather listen to Ray Comfort explain population and ecology of animals then this shit.

Here are the problems with it:

First the animation is bad. I mean for 65 million dollars you should be making a movie that looks real.

Second the characters. I mean most of them are product placements. They ones that aren't look like creepypasta rejects. In fact some look like retarded video game characters. I mean Sunshine Goodness looks like a retarded Miss.Fortune, Lady X a retarded jessica rabbit, and the ugly lady X henchman looks like General RAAM dressed in drag.

Third is the sexual jokes. Like they thought "Well it was funny in animaniacs clearly it will be funny in our movie." The difference is that you should have to think about it not make it easy. Also they are not funny

Fourth is the plot. Most of it makes no sense. I mean there are more wholes in this movie then in the Quran.

And the worst is the brand X idea. Notice brand X replaces all the ikes. The problem is that brand X are products that are the same but are no name brand. So it is like saying only name brand foods are good and anything else is bad.

Well I at least know what products not to buy.

Also I hope the director has to fight slenderman,jeff the killer, and Smiledog while walking of legos that are on fire.


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07-05-2014, 06:01 AM
RE: FOOD FIGHT IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(07-05-2014 05:52 AM)Filox Wrote:  
(06-05-2014 03:53 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  This movie is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!! I would rather listen to Ray Comfort explain population and ecology of animals then this shit.

Here are the problems with it:

First the animation is bad. I mean for 65 million dollars you should be making a movie that looks real.

Second the characters. I mean most of them are product placements. They ones that aren't look like creepypasta rejects. In fact some look like retarded video game characters. I mean Sunshine Goodness looks like a retarded Miss.Fortune, Lady X a retarded jessica rabbit, and the ugly lady X henchman looks like General RAAM dressed in drag.

Third is the sexual jokes. Like they thought "Well it was funny in animaniacs clearly it will be funny in our movie." The difference is that you should have to think about it not make it easy. Also they are not funny

Fourth is the plot. Most of it makes no sense. I mean there are more wholes in this movie then in the Quran.

And the worst is the brand X idea. Notice brand X replaces all the ikes. The problem is that brand X are products that are the same but are no name brand. So it is like saying only name brand foods are good and anything else is bad.

Well I at least know what products not to buy.

Also I hope the director has to fight slenderman,jeff the killer, and Smiledog while walking of legos that are on fire.


Ever seen "Justin Bieber's Believe"? No? I didn't think so.

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Well, it's a documentary. It doesn't really fall into the same realm. Although it was admittedly boring and very, very annoying (but that is my musical taste).

We all know that worst movies ever made are all full-lenght porno movies. But it never falls into same category.

BTW, isn't this the third "worst movies ever made thread" we have had in 9 months?

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07-05-2014, 06:15 AM
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I'm just going to point out that those knock-off 3D animated films look like the stuff we were turning in for class in my Game Art program back at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh almost a decade ago. Yeah, that shit looks on par with single student animation homework from the mid 00's. Facepalm

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07-05-2014, 07:11 AM
RE: FOOD FIGHT IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(07-05-2014 03:26 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(07-05-2014 03:06 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  And then there is Asylum, best know for Sharknado. They intentionally set out to make bad movies or at best really camp ones. Spoony had an interesting rant about Sharknado being basically unspoofable since it was never meant to be good.





And that, boys and girls, is what we call an Epic Callback. Tongue

This is a great point the reason this (and frankly all Highlander movies past #1) sucked so bad was they were trying to make a good movie but were hobbled with either a nonsensical script, a writer that only saw the movie posters for the previous films, budget cuts, rushed production. Highlander the source is almost painfully bad but even that was meant to be good and just failed. Asylum has never had a movie miss by so much since they never bother to aim above garbage.

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07-05-2014, 07:48 AM
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(07-05-2014 07:11 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(07-05-2014 03:26 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  



And that, boys and girls, is what we call an Epic Callback. Tongue

This is a great point the reason this (and frankly all Highlander movies past #1) sucked so bad was they were trying to make a good movie but were hobbled with either a nonsensical script, a writer that only saw the movie posters for the previous films, budget cuts, rushed production. Highlander the source is almost painfully bad but even that was meant to be good and just failed. Asylum has never had a movie miss by so much since they never bother to aim above garbage.

Well, I'll put question that they tried to make something good out the Source when they start the movie with a fucking PowerPoint presentation; what is this, beginning course on Highlander Academy?

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07-05-2014, 02:13 PM
RE: FOOD FIGHT IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(07-05-2014 07:48 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(07-05-2014 07:11 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  This is a great point the reason this (and frankly all Highlander movies past #1) sucked so bad was they were trying to make a good movie but were hobbled with either a nonsensical script, a writer that only saw the movie posters for the previous films, budget cuts, rushed production. Highlander the source is almost painfully bad but even that was meant to be good and just failed. Asylum has never had a movie miss by so much since they never bother to aim above garbage.

Well, I'll put question that they tried to make something good out the Source when they start the movie with a fucking PowerPoint presentation; what is this, beginning course on Highlander Academy?




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07-05-2014, 02:18 PM
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(07-05-2014 02:13 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  
(07-05-2014 07:48 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Well, I'll put question that they tried to make something good out the Source when they start the movie with a fucking PowerPoint presentation; what is this, beginning course on Highlander Academy?







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07-05-2014, 11:30 PM
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I just watched a trailer for this film.

Dear god why.

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08-05-2014, 08:23 PM
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Foodfight had production trouble. A lot of the finished animation was stolen, so they had to redo just about everything after already spending the time and money.

And the director had no idea what the hell he was doing. Not in a "not good at this" way, in a "has no idea how animation works" way.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/11/movies...l?src=dayp
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08-05-2014, 08:30 PM
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(08-05-2014 08:23 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  Foodfight had production trouble. A lot of the finished animation was stolen, so they had to redo just about everything after already spending the time and money.

And the director had no idea what the hell he was doing. Not in a "not good at this" way, in a "has no idea how animation works" way.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/11/movies...l?src=dayp

Holy shit they did look better. Thats a damn shame. I could have worked. If anything I now want them to try again.

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