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21-01-2015, 03:46 PM
RE: FSM- sad news.
He sacrificed his only...well, some of his only sons so that...er.....hmm....

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21-01-2015, 04:01 PM
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(21-01-2015 03:07 PM)Brian37 Wrote:  
(21-01-2015 03:03 PM)pablo Wrote:  Don't worry, there will be another shipment in three days.

FSM didn't have to let that happen, seems like all the other selective deadbeat gods.

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21-01-2015, 04:05 PM
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I believe these little glutenites sacrificed themselves so that we may be reminded of the FSM.
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21-01-2015, 04:10 PM
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(21-01-2015 02:51 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  http://abc11.com/484394/

My ... my .... my brothers and sisters!!!!!!

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21-01-2015, 04:32 PM
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Oh, the humanity! Sadcryface2

Oh, angels of Holy Chopsticks, I pray for the Noodles, for they sacrificed themselves in the Sacred Ditch on the Highway traveling to the Great Cooking Pot in the Sky. It was the Road to Raman. Weeping




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21-01-2015, 04:56 PM
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Rejoice!

Look at the first photo, you can clearly see His two eyes and mouth formed by the wheels of the truck. A Holy Apparition!

http://abc11.com/traffic/photos-ramen-no...95/484409/

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21-01-2015, 05:00 PM
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A small price to pay for the landfill scavengers to learn the Glory of The Pasta.

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21-01-2015, 08:02 PM
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I am sure there are some miracle noodles in the truck. Even though most of it was lost, I just KNOW that FSM saved a few packets to show us his love.

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