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15-02-2012, 06:43 PM
RE: Facebook Preachers
Heavenly Father, have mercy on me, a sinner. I believe in You. I believe that Jesus Christ is your Son, and that He died on the cross so that I may have forgiveness for my sins and eternal life. With You in my heart my life is meaningless! I believe Jesus rose from the dead. Please Jesus forgive me, for every sin I have ever committed and come into my heart as my personal Savior today. I pray this in the name of Jesus Christ, AMEN. ***Kindly take time to press "Share" because Christ commands us to share the Gospel with the entire world


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15-02-2012, 08:11 PM
RE: Facebook Preachers
(15-02-2012 06:43 PM)free2011 Wrote:  Heavenly Father, have mercy on me, a sinner. I believe in You. I believe that Jesus Christ is your Son, and that He died on the cross so that I may have forgiveness for my sins and eternal life. With You in my heart my life is meaningless! I believe Jesus rose from the dead. Please Jesus forgive me, for every sin I have ever committed and come into my heart as my personal Savior today. I pray this in the name of Jesus Christ, AMEN. ***Kindly take time to press "Share" because Christ commands us to share the Gospel with the entire world


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Make believe Father, have self-pity on me, a sinner. I believe in a false belief so that I do not have make real-life decisions for myself. I believe that pretend Jesus is your pretend Son, and that He died on the pretend cross so that I may have faux-giveness for my imagined sins and the delusion of eternal life. With You as my false belief system my life has pretend meaning! I believe pretend Jesus rose from pretend dead. Please pretend Jesus pretend to forgive me, for every sin I have never committed and come into my emotional centers of my brain as my personal pretend Savior today. I pray this in the name of Faux-Jesus, AMEN. ***Kindly take time to press "Share" because pretend Christ commands us to share the pretend Gospel with the entire world, as long as their white, college educated and vote republican.

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15-02-2012, 08:29 PM
RE: Facebook Preachers
I'm seeing more and more quotes from scripture as well as "everything happens for a reason" sayings. I don't know how to react. I want to confront BS when I see it - but many of these people are friends and attacking their beliefs on the internet isn't going to change a thing.
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15-02-2012, 08:39 PM
RE: Facebook Preachers
I try not to directly attack others beliefs - regardless of how their posts make me feel.

Having said that, I have no issues whatsoever putting up my stuff... It's cathartic, and evens the scale... Smile

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15-02-2012, 08:48 PM
RE: Facebook Preachers
(15-02-2012 08:29 PM)JohnnieWalker Wrote:  I'm seeing more and more quotes from scripture as well as "everything happens for a reason" sayings. I don't know how to react. I want to confront BS when I see it - but many of these people are friends and attacking their beliefs on the internet isn't going to change a thing.

Publically going after friends could be social suicide, if you worry about such things.
Everything happens for a reason?
Just reply with:”I believe everything happens by pure random chance”.
Any replies that asks questions such as: “How do you explain X”
Respond over and over with “I explain X as everything happens by pure random chance”
Like a broken record.
You will not get the Christians Kool-aide drinkers, but others seeing this will know that not everyone agrees with the statement. Maybe some will find support in this.

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16-02-2012, 06:14 PM
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At least God has finally decided to enter the 21st century by giving his followers the opportunity to "Post", "Like", and "Share" the good word through Facebook. Thats better than a burning bush, agree?

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16-02-2012, 06:25 PM
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Anything is better than a burning bush... oh wait, you meant the thing with Moses.

Oh, no Hallucinations 4:11 says the 'gilded sheep should be stewed in rat blood' but Morons 5:16 contradicts it. (Chas)

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