Facebook dribble
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
11-06-2013, 10:46 AM
Facebook dribble
This one popped up in my timeline:


Quote:God arrived this morning at my house. We spent some time talking and he held me because I was having a wonderful morning and spent time thanking him for all my blessings. I told him that you needed him too, so he left coming to your place. When he gets to your computer escort him to the next stop. Please don't leave him to sleep on your computer, the message he's carrying is very important and needs to go around. Say a prayer and then pass him on to bless others. Our assignment is to love and spread the Gospel throughout the world. Oh God please help the unemployed, the sad, the sick, the hungry, the homeless and all who suffer from some kind of disease, especially fear and hate. Have a blessed day and touch somebody's life today in Jesus name. Jesus has chosen your computer today to be a point of contact, touch someone today and tell them how much God loves them, if you love The devil keep scrolling, if you love God and glad he woke you up today copy and paste this to your timeline.....

[Image: dobie.png]

Science is the process we've designed to be responsible for generating our best guess as to what the fuck is going on. Girly Man
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
11-06-2013, 10:49 AM
RE: Facebook dribble
(11-06-2013 10:46 AM)Dom Wrote:  This one popped up in my timeline:


Quote:God arrived this morning at my house. We spent some time talking and he held me because I was having a wonderful morning and spent time thanking him for all my blessings. I told him that you needed him too, so he left coming to your place. When he gets to your computer escort him to the next stop. Please don't leave him to sleep on your computer, the message he's carrying is very important and needs to go around. Say a prayer and then pass him on to bless others. Our assignment is to love and spread the Gospel throughout the world. Oh God please help the unemployed, the sad, the sick, the hungry, the homeless and all who suffer from some kind of disease, especially fear and hate. Have a blessed day and touch somebody's life today in Jesus name. Jesus has chosen your computer today to be a point of contact, touch someone today and tell them how much God loves them, if you love The devil keep scrolling, if you love God and glad he woke you up today copy and paste this to your timeline.....

Send him to my house, I'll sort his ass out. And send his dewy eyed hippy son too. Assclowns, the both of them are.

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like bbeljefe's post
11-06-2013, 10:57 AM
RE: Facebook dribble
wonder if he would help me move? I'm tired of boxing stuff.


"Life is a daring adventure or it is nothing"--Helen Keller
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 5 users Like Bows and Arrows's post
11-06-2013, 11:01 AM
RE: Facebook dribble
"please don't leave him to sleep on your computer..."

Poor guy can't get any rest...

[Image: dobie.png]

Science is the process we've designed to be responsible for generating our best guess as to what the fuck is going on. Girly Man
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
11-06-2013, 11:28 AM
RE: Facebook dribble
Gag...

I'm not anti-social. I'm pro-solitude. Sleepy
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
11-06-2013, 11:36 AM
RE: Facebook dribble
It looks like a little school kid writing out a fantasy essay. But it's a 45 year old woman... and it is soooo common for me to see these. It really makes me wonder about the school system in this country...

[Image: dobie.png]

Science is the process we've designed to be responsible for generating our best guess as to what the fuck is going on. Girly Man
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
11-06-2013, 11:39 AM (This post was last modified: 11-06-2013 11:43 AM by ridethespiral.)
RE: Facebook dribble
Right because the omnipotent, omniscient deity needs YOU to hit 'share' so that his essences can be pulled out of an SQL database and served up to your (no doubt extremely outdated) browser. I didn't know salvation was possible over HTTP...or does Jesus have SSL?

Glad to see that Jesus is an open source guy though, salvation would be rather slow and expensive on an MS server, Apache is gods will.

Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes ridethespiral's post
11-06-2013, 01:19 PM
RE: Facebook dribble
Amazing how the old chain letter phenomenon just keeps going huh ?

"If you love the devil keep scrolling"... wtf ? So now love of Jesus is expressed in mouse clicks ? He always was a commercial bastard.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like morondog's post
11-06-2013, 01:40 PM
RE: Facebook dribble
Oh, chain mail! Send a mssg back saying, "Um... God sent me a computer virus this AM. What a jerk. (sad face)".

It's just so 'personal' and 'emotional' when that special (special) message shows up on *your* timeline. MUST BE TRUE. (note: extreme sarcasm) .
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 3 users Like LadyJane's post
12-06-2013, 08:01 AM
RE: Facebook dribble
Pro tip: Unfriend/unlike page. Thumbsup

[Image: klingon_zps7e68578a.jpg]
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply
Forum Jump: