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18-01-2015, 05:55 PM
Facepalm ahead
I'm posting this thread to Pseudoscience because it's just too damned dim to go anywhere else.



Seriously?

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18-01-2015, 06:15 PM
RE: Facepalm ahead
(18-01-2015 05:55 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  I'm posting this thread to Pseudoscience because it's just too damned dim to go anywhere else.



Seriously?

I can't even Weeping

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18-01-2015, 06:23 PM
RE: Facepalm ahead
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These two need to win the Darwin Award.

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18-01-2015, 06:25 PM
RE: Facepalm ahead
And this is WITHOUT Ted Cruz in charge of our science committee. I weep for our future.

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18-01-2015, 06:31 PM
RE: Facepalm ahead
I think this one is perfect.

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19-01-2015, 07:29 AM
RE: Facepalm ahead
(18-01-2015 06:31 PM)The Polyglot Atheist Wrote:  I think this one is perfect.

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The Dave Silverman face always fits retardation. With it, there is only one thing that can be said:

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19-01-2015, 01:35 PM
RE: Facepalm ahead
Facepalm
It's pretty obvious what these two were doing during grade school science class and it's a long list:

passing notes
spitting spit balls
sitting in the back making fun of the teacher
skipping class
sleeping
doodling
sitting in the principal's office
daydreaming
...

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19-01-2015, 01:52 PM
RE: Facepalm ahead
Lewis Black had the perfect reaction to these sorts of things: you watch them because there is a good chance you're going to run at the TV screen, smash your head through, and achieve the eternal peace you've always wished for.

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20-01-2015, 01:21 AM
Video RE: Facepalm ahead
I don`t think this deserves a single faecplam (I knew there was a good reason for not watching QVC.) http://i.stack.imgur.com/jiFfM.jpg

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20-01-2015, 01:36 AM
RE: Facepalm ahead
I'm old school

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