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25-04-2013, 10:24 PM
RE: Fade to Black
(18-04-2013 03:24 AM)DLJ Wrote:  OK. Brace yourself...

Goddam you are one motherfucking good professional management consultant. It's like working with a lawyer, except you still got your soul and shit. ... well, maybe.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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25-04-2013, 10:36 PM
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Oh, yeah, DLJ! I never asked you what you do for a living Blink

So, whatcha do for a living???

"It was life, often unsatisfying, frequently cruel, usually boring, sometimes beautiful, once in awhile exhilarating." -Stephen King
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25-04-2013, 11:06 PM
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(25-04-2013 09:55 PM)nach_in Wrote:  I just want to say that DLJ is awesome and scary at the same time. When I read this stuff I imagine a serial killer with his victims saying "that's a very efficient and organized way to kill me, congratulations" and then die Tongue

Thanks for the compliment Nach_in.

However, death is not the optimal outcome.

It is more about best practices regarding becoming an efficient and effective sexual predator.

No need to thank me. Any time.

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25-04-2013, 11:11 PM
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Yeah, I do this for a living.

Girly was spot on....
"you are one motherfucking good professional management consultant. It's like working with a lawyer, except you still got your soul and shit."

Loads of soul (for a soulless atheist) and steaming piles of shit.

And I charge $2,000 per day!

The invoice is in the post.

(and I'm now pissed off about the edit-rule 'cause I've noticed lots of typos and missing words in my earlier post. Fuggit!)

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26-04-2013, 12:14 AM
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(25-04-2013 11:11 PM)DLJ Wrote:  And I charge $2,000 per day!

That's not an unreasonable sum.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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26-04-2013, 12:28 AM
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(26-04-2013 12:14 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(25-04-2013 11:11 PM)DLJ Wrote:  And I charge $2,000 per day!

That's not an unreasonable sum.

Guess it depends on the product...
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26-04-2013, 12:45 AM
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I wish I had advice, but alas, I am but a man that fantasizes about being a kitty for a whole day. Sad

Hope things work out for you though.

Have a kitty!

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26-04-2013, 01:10 AM
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(26-04-2013 12:28 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(26-04-2013 12:14 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  That's not an unreasonable sum.
Guess it depends on the product...

You get a few flashy PowerPoint slides with lots of meaningful arrows on them.
And you get a report that answers "it depends" to any and every question.

Great value, I'd say.

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26-04-2013, 01:14 AM
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(26-04-2013 12:45 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  I wish I had advice, but alas, I am but a man that fantasizes about being a kitty for a whole day. Sad

Hope things work out for you though.

Have a kitty!

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Thank you for all the kitty pictures, Tartarus Sauce Big Grin Every time I see one, I smile.

Just having my heathen friends around me makes me feel better. Considering you all have no souls, you sure do care. I thank you all.

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26-04-2013, 01:21 AM
 
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My bad. I should have read through all the posts first.

Peanut, I wish you the best of luck.
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