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01-12-2011, 03:59 PM
RE: Failed attempt at a forum game.
lol I would have enjoyed this game too. Bummer.

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01-12-2011, 04:22 PM
RE: Failed attempt at a forum game.
(01-12-2011 03:58 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  
(01-12-2011 03:43 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(01-12-2011 03:36 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  lol, what's the first game? I must have missed it.

It was titled:

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Surprise seconds game!

Reincarnation

*Rules – post and the 00-59 second of your post will determine who or what you will be reincarnated as*

00 - A wooden rocking chair. Just imagine all the things you’ll learn in your lifetime.
01- Water. Yes, you are all water on the earth. This makes bath time fun and interesting.
02 – Perez Hilton. I’m sorry. So sorry.
03 – Miranda Kerr. Go ahead and enjoy that.
04 – Fred Phelps. Lol
05 – Adam. Yeah, that Adam. Now, you really know how things went down.
06 – a unicorn. Try not to go extinct this time, ok?
07 – Abraham Lincoln. Hint: don’t go to the theater.
08 – Alexander the Great. Slow your role. Chill out bro and take it easy.
09 – an alley cat. Yep. Just a normal alley cat.
10 – Canis Majoris. Holy crap, you’re HUGE.
11 – Charlie Sheen. Tiger blood!
12 – Stark Raving. Yep, our very own Stark Raving.
13 – a velociraptor. And, not the wussy “real life” raptors. You get to be a JP raptor.
14 – Michael the Archangel. How awesome is that?
15 – Krakatoa. Congrats on being the loudest.
16 – Joan Rivers. At least you’re not going to be 100% human.
17 – the Oval Office’s desk. Bad and good things will happen to you. Just try to wipe the Bill Clinton reign from your memory
18 – Eddie Murphy. And no, you’re still not funny.
19 – a golden eagle. Awesome bird.
20 – a honey badger. Congrats on being one.
22 – T-1000. Just wait for Skynet. Your time will come.
23 – a Predator. The number 23 is indeed an awesome number.
24 – sheep poop. What? Not everything can be good.
25 – Ashley Green. One of the redeeming things about Twilight.
26 – Billy Graham. We know you’re going to have a long life.
27 – Richard Dawkins. Some of you are hoping for this.
28 – King Richard the Lionheart. Not to be confused with Mel Gibson the Braveheart.
29 – Nessie. You do exist!
30 – Steve Jobs. This time find a way to not get cancer.
31 – Terry Pratchett. You are the world’s best author. Way to go.
32 – toilet paper. You are the entire world’s toilet paper. At least you’re not Perez Hilton.
33 - .50 machine gun. Drhu-drhu-drhu-drhu-drhu-drhu-drhu-drhu
34 – Bret Michaels. Please don’t do Rock of Love this time.
35 – Megan Fox. Whatever, you’re hot.
36 – China. Just remember that the US is your friend… ok?
37 – a werewolf. Not the crappy Twilight ones, either.
38 – Ozzy Osbourne. Ghfsd fskdjf sfdjk s fj ksfj d sdfkj SHARON!
39 – Facebook. Can you imagine all the stuff you’re going to read?
40 – a ninja. Not much to say. You’re a ninja.
41 – a pirate. Yarrrr
42 – Kim Kardashian. Remember if you don’t release your sex video no one will ever know who you are.
43 – Goliath. Were a full helm. Seriously.
44 – Sean Penn. Again… at least you aren’t Perez.
45 – The United State of America. This time try and keep everyone on your side.
46 – a random patch of concrete. Not everyone can have an exciting life.
47 – a fruit fly. Life is short. Make it count.
48 – Yoshi. What? Yoshi can exist in the real world.
49 – a triceratops. You’re a super-rhino.
50 – AIDS. Way to go, dude. Way to go…
51 – Henry VIII. Crazy, brah. Try not to go down that road.
52 – a cypress tree. Your wood is awesome.
53 – a blue whale. Largest living animal… how does it feel?
54 – a dolphin. Try to tell us humans your master plan for domination… what? No? Fine.
55 – Thomas Jefferson. Now, you can write the Constitution the way it was meant to be written.
56 – a tortoise. You will have a long… boring life. But you’re a tortoise… one of those huge ones.
57 – Angelina Jolie. Quit adopting kids.
58 – John Calvin. Ha!
59 – Nothing. You are absolutely nothing. Yeah, try to picture that.

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01-12-2011, 04:34 PM
RE: Failed attempt at a forum game.
Being compared to House of Cantor is like being compared to abstract art. You know it has a meaning but you're not quite sure what that meaning is.

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01-12-2011, 05:14 PM
RE: Failed attempt at a forum game.
I think all games should be like this. This game has no point, God has no point... therefore... this game is god!

I learned this reasoning from somewhere???

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01-12-2011, 09:46 PM
RE: Failed attempt at a forum game.
I can see the strategy involved to see if you can push the enter key at just the right second to get the person you want. At first I would have tried for Megan Fox, but I don't think I'd really like dudes having wet dreams about me. So I settled on the next best. #13.

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02-12-2011, 10:17 AM
 
RE: Failed attempt at a forum game.
Post, post, who am I? Sleepy
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02-12-2011, 11:31 AM
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I just realized that getting #12 would kinda suck for me. Same old same old. LOL


Oh wait, getting #12 may not be so great for you guys either.

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02-12-2011, 02:35 PM
RE: Failed attempt at a forum game.
Not sure where you are getting the seconds from. Your wall clock?

I'll take #42 so I can fondle myself and masturbate in a mirror all day.

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