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15-01-2015, 09:30 PM (This post was last modified: 15-01-2015 10:29 PM by TheBear.)
False Interpretation of Writings
If a theist, and particularly a Christian in this case, incorrectly interprets another's words posted on a message board as angry and upset, that calls into question their ability to correctly interpret their holy writings.


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15-01-2015, 09:47 PM
RE: False Interpretation of Writings
I'd say that an all mighty god would make their words impossible to misinterpret, but the thousands of different church sects make it pretty clear that hasn't happened, so...Yeah, good point.

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15-01-2015, 09:59 PM
RE: False Interpretation of Writings
(15-01-2015 09:30 PM)TheBear Wrote:  If a theist, and particularly a Christian in this case, incorrectly interprets another's words posted on a message board as angry and upset, that calls into question of their ability to correctly interpret their holy writings.
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15-01-2015, 10:41 PM
RE: False Interpretation of Writings
(15-01-2015 09:59 PM)AlephBet Wrote:  
(15-01-2015 09:30 PM)TheBear Wrote:  If a theist, and particularly a Christian in this case, incorrectly interprets another's words posted on a message board as angry and upset, that calls into question of their ability to correctly interpret their holy writings.
Discuss?

Define Holy.

I'll make it more obvious than need be. Scripture, the Bible, the Gospels, etc..

Are you really so dense that I had to do that, or, is lying and deception part of your strategy?
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15-01-2015, 10:55 PM
RE: False Interpretation of Writings
(15-01-2015 09:59 PM)AlephBet Wrote:  Define Holy.

Define Define.

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15-01-2015, 11:09 PM
RE: False Interpretation of Writings
(15-01-2015 10:55 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(15-01-2015 09:59 PM)AlephBet Wrote:  Define Holy.

Define Define.

Define period

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
― Epicurus
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16-01-2015, 08:17 AM
RE: False Interpretation of Writings
(15-01-2015 10:41 PM)TheBear Wrote:  Are you really so dense that I had to do that, or, is lying and deception part of your strategy?

Are you really still unsure about that?

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16-01-2015, 08:39 AM
RE: False Interpretation of Writings
(15-01-2015 11:09 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(15-01-2015 10:55 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Define Define.

Define period
I have discovered the true meaning of words and letters in an underlining code, you see, holy begins with an h which means:

[Image: HEY.jpg]

Which means behold, therefore proving god's existence. Tongue

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16-01-2015, 08:55 AM
RE: False Interpretation of Writings
(16-01-2015 08:39 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  holy begins with an h...Which means behold, therefore proving god's existence. Tongue

So do hokum and hogwash thereby proving that AB collapses wave forms into bullshit

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16-01-2015, 09:05 AM
RE: False Interpretation of Writings
(16-01-2015 08:39 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(15-01-2015 11:09 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Define period
I have discovered the true meaning of words and letters in an underlining code, you see, holy begins with an h which means:

[Image: HEY.jpg]

Which means behold, therefore proving god's existence. Tongue

[Image: NUN.jpg]

Well THIS clearly shown a noodly appendage, thus providing once and for all that FSM exists. CHECKMATE INQUISITION!!!!

To be fair though, it could also be sperm, thus proving Jenna Jameson, but I'll just take the theist approach and ignore other possibilities.

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
― Epicurus
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