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25-04-2015, 04:30 PM
Family Manual at the ymca
It just thought this funny. I was at the YMCA for healthy kids fair and one of the stands was passing out "Family manuals" which I grabbed one of course being a mother of 3, and guess what it was when I opened it? A BIBLE!!! lol. You don't know how badly I wanted to laugh and talk about the horrible family stuff in there like incest, rape, murder, slavery, etc. etc. OH well. I pick and choose my battles. The YMCA does embrace christian philosophy in their mission statement so I really shouldn't of been surprised.
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25-04-2015, 11:40 PM
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They're handing out books that say kill your kids if they're disobedient as family manuals.

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Goddamn it, people, READ THE FREAKIN' THING.

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25-04-2015, 11:58 PM
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Just remember; the Bible says that offering up your virgin daughters to a rape mob in place of your house guests is considered not only good hospitality, but noble and righteous. After the fact, getting drunk and then incestuously fucking said daughters is still cool with god.


Yep, how about those biblical family values?

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26-04-2015, 12:03 PM
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(25-04-2015 11:58 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Just remember; the Bible says that offering up your virgin daughters to a rape mob in place of your house guests is considered not only good hospitality, but noble and righteous. After the fact, getting drunk and then incestuously fucking said daughters is still cool with god.


Yep, how about those biblical family values?

Egad, that means I'm a really, really bad dad. Absolutely terrible, so it would seem.
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26-04-2015, 09:19 PM
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I would have said "SInce Jesus was a Jew and never raised any kids, I doubt he would approve of the new testament as a tool used for raising a family. And the old testament is fairly horrific. Only a family of serial killers would be inspired by this mess."

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26-04-2015, 09:45 PM
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Maybe next time say in a loud voice "Oh thank you ! Now, can you tell me the book where it talks about donkey dicks and horse jizz? Thanks!"

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