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20-04-2013, 11:39 AM
RE: Famous Last Words
"I'll be right back. I'm just going for a run."

-Jim Fixx

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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20-04-2013, 11:47 AM
RE: Famous Last Words
"Hey guys hows the punch?" Jim Jones

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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20-04-2013, 11:50 AM
RE: Famous Last Words
Supposedly, on his death bed, W.C. Fields asked
"Do I have enough money to buy all the children of Philidelphia a bike each?" to which the banker said yes. After a moments pause, "well.....fuck 'em" Big Grin

"I spent half my life on gambling, alcohol, and wild women.....the other half I wasted"

"god damn the whole friggin' world but you, Carlotta!"

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20-04-2013, 11:56 AM
RE: Famous Last Words
"trust me..."

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
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20-04-2013, 11:59 AM
RE: Famous Last Words
"I'm pretty sure I turned off the stove before I left." Consider

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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20-04-2013, 12:01 PM
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"When I said, 'I wanna get nailed tonight,' I was talking to John the Beloved Disciple, not you Pharisees!"

~Jesus H. Christ

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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20-04-2013, 12:52 PM
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"The weather will stay clear, we'll be over those mountains in no time plus we have plenty of food just in case." - George Donner

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
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20-04-2013, 12:58 PM
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"Its just a fucking fish, don't worry about it" - Capt. George Pollard on board the whaling ship Essex.

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
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20-04-2013, 01:04 PM
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"Hey Guys next rounds on me." Joseph Hazelwood, Captain of the Exxon Valdez

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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20-04-2013, 01:12 PM
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"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

Said by: Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan. (True)

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
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