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21-04-2013, 02:05 AM
RE: Famous Last Words
"Hey, Sarge. How long did you say I have to throw this here grenade after I pulled the pin?"

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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21-04-2013, 02:07 AM
RE: Famous Last Words
(21-04-2013 02:05 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  "Hey, Sarge. How long did you say I have to throw this here grenade after I pulled the pin?"

"Pull the pin and count to 3!"

*Pulls pin* "One...two...four!"

"No, it's three."

"Oh, sorry. Three!"

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21-04-2013, 11:59 AM
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"I could've sworn that in the dark I really thought I was with a woman." Blush

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21-04-2013, 12:07 PM
RE: Famous Last Words
When the pilot says: "Shit!!!"

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Steve Job's last words: "Wow, wow, wow!"

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21-04-2013, 12:27 PM
RE: Famous Last Words
I got a bunch. I like Voltaire's a lot that Circumference pointed out. Not all of them are their actual last words, but they all should be. Here are a few of my favorites. Big Grin

"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has to go." - Oscar Wilde

"Thomas Jefferson still survives." - John Adams, unaware Jefferson had died a few hours previous.

"I've had 18 straight whiskies . . . I think that's the record." - Dylan Thomas

"Moose. Indian." - Thoreau

"More light!" - Goethe

"I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.' " - Mark Twain accurately predicting his own demise within a day a year later.

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21-04-2013, 01:56 PM
RE: Famous Last Words
"I could go for a sandwich."

- Mama Cass.









.....sorry, someone had to say it.

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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21-04-2013, 02:02 PM
RE: Famous Last Words
Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary. Dying and at a loss for something memorable to say told his associates.
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

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21-04-2013, 03:32 PM
RE: Famous Last Words
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." -- General John Sedgwick at the Battle of Spotsylvania.

Actually the Generals last words were, "All right, my man; go to your place." But his next to last words fit the situation so much better.

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21-04-2013, 03:44 PM
RE: Famous Last Words
What else could go wrong?

Usually said right before I find out just exactly 'what else can go wrong'. I don't say that any more...bad juju.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

We're all mad here. The Cheshire Cat
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21-04-2013, 03:45 PM
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"I know what I'm doing"

"What could possibly go wrong"?
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