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05-12-2013, 07:14 PM
RE: Fanfics about Forum Members
(20-11-2013 07:30 AM)Peanut Wrote:  
(20-11-2013 03:31 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Just leave him alone. Did moms have a problem with this? I didn't lose my shit when I saw someone else took the name elk on the forum after me.

And it doesn't have anything to do with fan fics anyway, unless if someone makes one where boysurroundedbymoms is the Thing or something...

He's fine.

Holy cow, just saw these lol I know it's fine, I was making a silly joke, never had a problem with it Tongue
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05-12-2013, 08:42 PM
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(05-12-2013 06:38 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(05-12-2013 05:34 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  Have you thought this through,ferdi? Do you want tim to play assassin?

Thats what Peanut is there for. She could take Tim easy.

lets pretend i don't know the QOOC thread Angel

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It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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06-12-2013, 04:39 PM (This post was last modified: 07-12-2013 08:13 PM by Hughsie.)
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The TTA Post
Scientists Confirm TTA Forums' First Official Lesbian Member
History was made on TTA forums last night as the first scientifically-confirmed homosexual member was announced. While there have been many homosexual members to join and participate, Ferdinand is the first one to have been assessed by a group of experts in the field of homosexuality and confirmed to have stronger attractions to members of her own sex than members of the opposite sex.

Beautiful and popular, the 17 year old from Alabama is known for her casual, humourous, and often prolific posting style. Her interests are known to include gaming, going to shows, and listening to music (especially that of Title Fight, of whom she is a massive fan). She is also an avid collector of butt pics and regularly asks her friends and acquaintances to contribute personal pics to her collection (anyone wanting to contribute to her collection can send their pics here).

Ferdinand was analysed by an expert group of scientists led by the world-renowned Dr. Tartarus Sauce.

"What we did was to put Ferdinand in an MRI scanner and then use neural-imaging to measure the response of her brain to a series of pornographic images. It's commonplace for a person to have small responses to all pornographic images because they know the image they are being shown has sexual connotations, this is not what we are looking for. What we are looking for are bigger reactions, spikes in the response generated by particular images."

When shown pictures of naked males or close ups of male genitalia Ferdinand showed the typical response for a heterosexual female with low to medium sex drive. The interesting part however, was the pictures of naked females and close up female genitalia. The responses were described by Dr. Sauce as "literally the biggest we've seen so far" and are considered to constitute a definite confirmation of a lesbian mentality.

Dr. Sauce continued "We've used this test on heterosexual male sex addicts and they've never registered the scale of response that Ferdinand gave us. It was quite astonishing."

Response on TTA forums to the news has so far been overwhelmingly positive. The atheist community as a whole is regarded as extremely pro-gay and The TTAP is happy to say that this incident appears to be no different. There are widespread reports of PMs being sent to Ferdinand offering support and at least four threads have been posted praising her courage to take the test. Forum Administrators, aurora and kingschosen, have released a statement welcoming the news and stating that this is a major step in TTA Forums' quest to create a fully tolerant environment.

When asked for her comments Ferdinand thanked The TTAP for our support whilst also wishing "syphilis related deaths" upon all of us for thrusting her into the limelight.

Dr. Sauce has stated that he is pleased by the reaction to the results and he is hoping to see the test used a lot more in the future.

"This test opens up realms of possibilities. As well as telling you your primary attractions it also reveals how strong these attractions are. It could be a useful tool to help insecure people better understand their own sexuality."

However, he also has a more controversial idea in mind.

"Another use would be to challenge public figures who are known to be anti gay rights, or even homophobic, to take a test in which the results are published. While there are some people who are truly anti-gay for other reasons we believe that many are closeted homosexuals themselves. Hopefully this could help prevent the latter group from being as active in causing harm to others."

He later lightheartedly joked that perhaps Fred Phelps would be interested in proving his own sexuality and that of his congregation.

Critics of the test however have raised concerns about people being forced to take tests that could reveal things they'd prefer to keep private. TTA Forum member earmuffs has said his concern is fundamentalist or homophobic parents forcing their teenage children to take such a test.

"In this instance the outcome was positive but that may not always be the case. Teenagers could be put under considerable stress or even rejected by their families over this test."

Dr. Sauce acknowledged these concerns and stated he agrees that safeguards must be put in place.

"Currently we are the only team to offer this service commercially. We do not test anyone under the age of 16 and we vet all applicants over a period of at least six months to ensure they are not coerced into taking the test and are truly happy to do so. We also do not give reasons for people rejected so someone being put under pressure to take the test could ask us privately not accept them and the person pressuring them would never know. We think anyone else offering the test in the future should be legally required to enforce these regulations."

Ferdinand also acknowledged earmuffs' concerns but agreed with Dr. Sauce.

"I think that, as long as there are proper regulations enforced, there is no issue with this test. I think there is definitely more scope for good than bad. So many times in my life I've been told I'm just confused, or that I don't understand my own feelings. Now I can shove my results sheet in the face of everyone who said those things. They almost had me doubting myself and to now know that I was right all along, it feels fantastic. I'm also hoping that the coverage of this will help any other young lesbians out there accept who they are. They may be doubting or suppressing their own feelings because of the reaction of those around them, hopefully now they can look at me, see that homosexuality is normal and not some inner confusion, and accept themselves for who they are."

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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06-12-2013, 05:13 PM
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I don't see how any reputable doctor who is as closely associated with fish, as Dr. Tarty Sauce is, can say anything objective about the Lebanese, lesbians.

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06-12-2013, 07:36 PM
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(05-12-2013 07:14 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(20-11-2013 07:30 AM)Peanut Wrote:  He's fine.

Holy cow, just saw these lol I know it's fine, I was making a silly joke, never had a problem with it Tongue

I meant to only quote Elk in that one Big Grin

(05-12-2013 08:42 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  
(05-12-2013 06:38 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Thats what Peanut is there for. She could take Tim easy.

lets pretend i don't know the QOOC thread Angel

What is the "QOOC" thread?

"It was life, often unsatisfying, frequently cruel, usually boring, sometimes beautiful, once in awhile exhilarating." -Stephen King
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06-12-2013, 09:03 PM
RE: Fanfics about Forum Members
(06-12-2013 07:36 PM)Peanut Wrote:  
(05-12-2013 07:14 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  Holy cow, just saw these lol I know it's fine, I was making a silly joke, never had a problem with it Tongue

I meant to only quote Elk in that one Big Grin

(05-12-2013 08:42 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  lets pretend i don't know the QOOC thread Angel

What is the "QOOC" thread?

Quotes taken out of context thread.

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06-12-2013, 10:34 PM
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DemonicLemon's fingers rattled away on the keyboard. He wasn't entirely sure what to write about. He should print off a few things but he decides he will after he finishes writing a fanfic in the fanfics about forum members. Problem is, he didn't know what to write about. He thought briefly, but then he got something interesting.

"Yes!" He thought, "I'll write a fanfic about me writing a fanfic!"

As he struck his fingers against the keyboard, the words flowed from his mind onto the paper. He didn't care about the world right at this moment. The need to work on his maths homework for finals week, the excitement of the poster he bought that's going to arrive a week from now, none of it mattered but seeing the characters appearing from his mind onto the LCD screen in front of him.

He scratched his nose wondering what else to type. "Should I throw in that I have a few other tabs and windows open? Should I mention the tv that's on in front of me?" His eyes started to ache as he realized he should get his required things printed out before he removes his contact lenses and goes to sleep, but the problem was he had no desire to. he just wanted to type, even if this narcissist-fiction goes nowhere.

He wanted to continue the crackfic of Muffs and Woof beating eachother up, but lacked the motivation. He also wanted to continue with that ship-fic of himself and BrokenQuill but started to see the creepiness for what should be a one-off joke. He sat and wondered after he posted.
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28-08-2014, 08:35 PM
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NEW TARTARUS SAUCE FANFIC COMING TO YOU SOON. HERE IS THE INTRO.

The airport was extremely cold, and filled with an abundance of noises. Even with his hooded jacked pulled over his sweat shirt Ferdie still felt his body shiver for warmth. The hairs on his arms would occasionally rise, and his fingers ached from being cold for so long. People rushed back and forth through the terminals, going through the processes of having their passports checked and waiting hours for their transitioning flights. The roaming echoes of chatter floated through the large building, bouncing off the walls and accompanying the ringing of telephones and buzzing of scanners. His fingers feeling like ice sickles, he shoved one hand into the pocket of his jacket, and the other fiddled in his pants pocket for his cell phone. The black iPhone 5 he pulled from his pocket had two large cracks intertwining and spiraling like lightning bolts down the backside.

“Two unread messages from Tartarus Sauce”, shown on the screen. Ferdie let a small smile appear for a few seconds before returning back to his natural expression. His fingers slid the notification over, opening the text messages.

“I just got to the airport.” (45 minutes prior to arrival)

“Hey man, I had to head back to my apartment because of an emergency. My roommate had an issue and I had to be there to help him take care of things. I called a taxi though. He should be waiting outside as soon as you land and have a chance to see these messages. The taxi number is 248. He’ll tell you which apartment it is also.”

Ferdie couldn’t lie and say he didn’t feel at least a little disappointed Tartarus couldn’t meet him at the airport. He obtained his luggage, and stepped out into the cold, crisp wind. It was night time already and he hadn’t even realized it. “10:47 p.m.”, he mumbled to himself as he locked his phone and began looking around the lot for the correct taxi. A purple minivan with a sign reading “taxi” on the side was parking parallel nearby. The rear of the van had the number “248” pasted in large white letters.

“Here we go…” Ferdie mumbled to himself nervously.
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28-08-2014, 08:45 PM
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(28-08-2014 08:35 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  NEW TARTARUS SAUCE FANFIC COMING TO YOU SOON. HERE IS THE INTRO.

The airport was extremely cold, and filled with an abundance of noises. Even with his hooded jacked pulled over his sweat shirt Ferdie still felt his body shiver for warmth. The hairs on his arms would occasionally rise, and his fingers ached from being cold for so long. People rushed back and forth through the terminals, going through the processes of having their passports checked and waiting hours for their transitioning flights. The roaming echoes of chatter floated through the large building, bouncing off the walls and accompanying the ringing of telephones and buzzing of scanners. His fingers feeling like ice sickles, he shoved one hand into the pocket of his jacket, and the other fiddled in his pants pocket for his cell phone. The black iPhone 5 he pulled from his pocket had two large cracks intertwining and spiraling like lightning bolts down the backside.

“Two unread messages from Tartarus Sauce”, shown on the screen. Ferdie let a small smile appear for a few seconds before returning back to his natural expression. His fingers slid the notification over, opening the text messages.

“I just got to the airport.” (45 minutes prior to arrival)

“Hey man, I had to head back to my apartment because of an emergency. My roommate had an issue and I had to be there to help him take care of things. I called a taxi though. He should be waiting outside as soon as you land and have a chance to see these messages. The taxi number is 248. He’ll tell you which apartment it is also.”

Ferdie couldn’t lie and say he didn’t feel at least a little disappointed Tartarus couldn’t meet him at the airport. He obtained his luggage, and stepped out into the cold, crisp wind. It was night time already and he hadn’t even realized it. “10:47 p.m.”, he mumbled to himself as he locked his phone and began looking around the lot for the correct taxi. A purple minivan with a sign reading “taxi” on the side was parking parallel nearby. The rear of the van had the number “248” pasted in large white letters.

“Here we go…” Ferdie mumbled to himself nervously.

Ooooh what's going to happen next??? Hobo Big Grin

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28-08-2014, 08:54 PM
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(28-08-2014 08:45 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  Ooooh what's going to happen next??? Hobo Big Grin

Given that Ferdy's writing it? We probably don't wanna know. Gasp

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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