Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
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19-11-2015, 03:19 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
(19-11-2015 01:51 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  "If we evolved from monkeys. Then why are there still monkeys."

If american's came from Europe. Why are there still Europeans?

Somebody here on the forum (I can't remember who) has as their sig: "If we came from dust, why is there still dust?" I love that one.

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19-11-2015, 03:29 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
(19-11-2015 02:05 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 01:51 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  "If we evolved from monkeys. Then why are there still monkeys."

If american's came from Europe. Why are there still Europeans?

There needs to be a thread dedicated to this.

If dogs came from wolves, why are there still wolves?

If Protestants came from Catholics...

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19-11-2015, 03:31 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
If we came from dust why is there still dust? The irony of that being that most dust actually comes from us, it's dead human skin cells.
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19-11-2015, 04:16 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
(19-11-2015 03:29 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 02:05 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  There needs to be a thread dedicated to this.

If dogs came from wolves, why are there still wolves?

If Protestants came from Catholics...

If logs come from trees...

If diamonds come from volcanic tubes...

If kids come from fucking...

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19-11-2015, 10:09 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
(19-11-2015 04:16 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 03:29 PM)unfogged Wrote:  If Protestants came from Catholics...

If logs come from trees...

If diamonds come from volcanic tubes...

If kids come from fucking...


if Affordable Care Act (ObamaCare) came from Obama, why is there still Obama
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19-11-2015, 10:19 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
Don't forget the atheist nightmare, the banana.





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19-11-2015, 11:08 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
(19-11-2015 10:19 PM)Seeking_Truth Wrote:  Don't forget the atheist nightmare, the banana.





That banana deal is hilarious. So, God designed the banana to fit mans hand? That's some crazy shiznit, haha.
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20-11-2015, 09:14 AM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
So along the same lines of the banana "design", did god design dicks so men could wank off?
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20-11-2015, 09:49 AM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
If the car I'm driving came from a factory ...

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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20-11-2015, 10:19 AM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
(20-11-2015 09:14 AM)Iñigo Wrote:  So along the same lines of the banana "design", did god design dicks so men could wank off?

There's an old George Carlin joke that went.

"If god didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter."

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