Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
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15-02-2016, 09:06 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
(19-11-2015 01:41 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  Any good old argument that has to do with. "Look at the TREES" look at the beauty of nature nonsense types of proclamations are always the best. Those must of been created because I deem them beautiful! ..even though there is more things like flys, microbes, dirts, etc. that those people don't often deem to be great aesthetically pleasing things that are more prominent in the world.

The mosquitoes that spread malaria are extraordinarily lovely. Thumbsup

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15-02-2016, 10:05 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
(15-02-2016 09:02 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Whenever we go shopping (it's usually one other family member and me), we always laughingly comment that we'd like the INorganic bananas.

McDonalds comes close with their shakes. The bentonite content means that they have more in common with geology than biology. If somebody could whip up some non-carbon oils and emulsifiers we could probably make inorganic "food". High in fiber, low in calories!

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16-02-2016, 07:21 AM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
(15-02-2016 10:05 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  
(15-02-2016 09:02 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Whenever we go shopping (it's usually one other family member and me), we always laughingly comment that we'd like the INorganic bananas.

McDonalds comes close with their shakes. The bentonite content means that they have more in common with geology than biology. If somebody could whip up some non-carbon oils and emulsifiers we could probably make inorganic "food". High in fiber, low in calories!

One of my kids left a mcdonald's shake in the back of our van one summer. It was in there for like two or three weeks before I found it. (I had seen the cup, but thought it was empty.) Temperatures ranged in the 80's and 90's.

Not the slightest whiff of spoiled milk...

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16-02-2016, 10:34 AM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
So back to the OP'ers peanut butter link. Um. Does this mean peanut butter is god? Should I be attending Sunday Peanut Butter Church and eating peanut butter on crackers or somethin?

I'm so confused now. Hobo

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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16-02-2016, 04:21 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
There are no transitional fossils!

Then when shown transitional fossils - those aren't transitional fossils!

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16-02-2016, 04:36 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
My favorite argument? Once I heard that evolution can't be true cause people don't have more fingers on their hands to better use computers. It was said by theology student so my shock was lessened.

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16-02-2016, 05:18 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
(20-11-2015 10:03 PM)Chas Wrote:  Humans bred cabbage, broccoli, brussel sprouts, cauliflower, chinese cabbage, kale, kohlrabi, and turnips from the same plant.

Careful with this one. Offer that nugget to the wrong theist, they'll go on and on about faith and mustard seeds and how you just proved them right. Learn from my mistake. :-)
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16-02-2016, 05:28 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
I believe "in the beginning God..."
You believe "in the beginning dirt..."

Even though the god story has Adam being made out of dirt. Go figure. Undecided

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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16-02-2016, 05:38 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
I remember some asshole over here going "Nah na nah nah boo boo, you can't say how a single cell organism evolved into multicellular organisms?"

Suck it. Bitch.

#sigh
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16-02-2016, 05:53 PM
RE: Favorite Anti-Evolution argument?
Well, people who think disproving evolution "disproves" atheism always annoy me.

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