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23-04-2015, 01:26 PM
Favorite Atheist Pick Up Line
I dunno if anyone has posted this before but i thought it was funny. So what is your favorite atheist pick up line?

Did it hurt when you were ripped from the cold bosom of oblivion and given conscious thought?

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23-04-2015, 02:07 PM
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Good one. Mine is not strictly atheistic but it's kind off funny: Do you wears panties with stars painted on them? Because you have ass out of this world.

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23-04-2015, 02:07 PM
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Don't think I've ever heard of these before. lol

Help me Google One Kinobi, you're my only hope:

“This atheist would love to be in YOUR foxhole…” -Tom K.

“Well I was planning on raping you and giving your father 50 silver pieces, you know, a traditional first date. But that’s soooo 2000 years ago. So maybe you want to just get a drink?” -Michael M.

“The Flying Spaghetti Monster has a plan for us. I feel in my heart, he’s telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.” -Michael M.

“Come home with me, I’ll make you scream Richard Dawkins’ name…” -Marcus L.

“In what kingdom shall we come?” -William O.

“When I’m not there when you wake up, that’s just me playing god.” -Jay S.

“Did it hurt; when you turned to logic and reasoning?” -Chris H.

“There is no god, so no going to hell if we fuck.” -Josh G.

“It’s a Saturday night, you’re obviously not that religious. So how about having a few drinks with me so we can sleep in together Sunday morning.” -Gabriel T.

“Evolution perfected itself when it made you.” -Michelle K.

“Excuse me, but you are one sexy combination of atoms!” -Ian K.

“Can I covet your ass?” -William O.

“Hey you want to go watch Religulous and bang?” -Michael H.

“You have been chosen by the Dark Lord to be defiled on the ceremonial altar. It’s quite an honor.” -Hell Incorporated

“Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to sleep with me….” -Pete L.

“Hey there, darlin’. Let’s combine our starstuff.” -Sheryl S.

“I’m an atheist… until I orgasm.” -Rodger C.

“Would you like to feel my noodly appendages?” -Nick P.

“Don’t worry. It’s okay… Nobody’s watching.” -??? ???

“Think of me as the Anti-Jesus. You won’t be able to walk after I’ve finished with you.” -Nick P.

“Do you like Revelations? I’m not wearing any underwear.” -Nick P.

“Is that a copy of “Origin of Species” in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” -Rick R.

“Wanna come back to my place and try to evolve the species?” -Joe C.

“Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don’t worry. I can provide tons of proof.” -Aiden B.

Thank you google.
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23-04-2015, 02:28 PM
RE: Favorite Atheist Pick Up Line
(23-04-2015 02:07 PM)Dusky Wrote:  Don't think I've ever heard of these before. lol

Help me Google One Kinobi, you're my only hope:

“This atheist would love to be in YOUR foxhole…” -Tom K.

“Well I was planning on raping you and giving your father 50 silver pieces, you know, a traditional first date. But that’s soooo 2000 years ago. So maybe you want to just get a drink?” -Michael M.

“The Flying Spaghetti Monster has a plan for us. I feel in my heart, he’s telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.” -Michael M.

“Come home with me, I’ll make you scream Richard Dawkins’ name…” -Marcus L.

“In what kingdom shall we come?” -William O.

“When I’m not there when you wake up, that’s just me playing god.” -Jay S.

“Did it hurt; when you turned to logic and reasoning?” -Chris H.

“There is no god, so no going to hell if we fuck.” -Josh G.

“It’s a Saturday night, you’re obviously not that religious. So how about having a few drinks with me so we can sleep in together Sunday morning.” -Gabriel T.

“Evolution perfected itself when it made you.” -Michelle K.

“Excuse me, but you are one sexy combination of atoms!” -Ian K.

“Can I covet your ass?” -William O.

“Hey you want to go watch Religulous and bang?” -Michael H.

“You have been chosen by the Dark Lord to be defiled on the ceremonial altar. It’s quite an honor.” -Hell Incorporated

“Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to sleep with me….” -Pete L.

“Hey there, darlin’. Let’s combine our starstuff.” -Sheryl S.

“I’m an atheist… until I orgasm.” -Rodger C.

“Would you like to feel my noodly appendages?” -Nick P.

“Don’t worry. It’s okay… Nobody’s watching.” -??? ???

“Think of me as the Anti-Jesus. You won’t be able to walk after I’ve finished with you.” -Nick P.

“Do you like Revelations? I’m not wearing any underwear.” -Nick P.

“Is that a copy of “Origin of Species” in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” -Rick R.

“Wanna come back to my place and try to evolve the species?” -Joe C.

“Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don’t worry. I can provide tons of proof.” -Aiden B.

Thank you google.

“Come home with me, I’ll make you scream Richard Dawkins’ name…” -Marcus L. ha ha Love that one.

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23-04-2015, 02:41 PM
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(23-04-2015 02:07 PM)Dusky Wrote:  Don't think I've ever heard of these before. lol

Help me Google One Kinobi, you're my only hope:

“This atheist would love to be in YOUR foxhole…” -Tom K.

“Well I was planning on raping you and giving your father 50 silver pieces, you know, a traditional first date. But that’s soooo 2000 years ago. So maybe you want to just get a drink?” -Michael M.

“The Flying Spaghetti Monster has a plan for us. I feel in my heart, he’s telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.” -Michael M.

“Come home with me, I’ll make you scream Richard Dawkins’ name…” -Marcus L.

“In what kingdom shall we come?” -William O.

“When I’m not there when you wake up, that’s just me playing god.” -Jay S.

“Did it hurt; when you turned to logic and reasoning?” -Chris H.

“There is no god, so no going to hell if we fuck.” -Josh G.

“It’s a Saturday night, you’re obviously not that religious. So how about having a few drinks with me so we can sleep in together Sunday morning.” -Gabriel T.

“Evolution perfected itself when it made you.” -Michelle K.

“Excuse me, but you are one sexy combination of atoms!” -Ian K.

“Can I covet your ass?” -William O.

“Hey you want to go watch Religulous and bang?” -Michael H.

“You have been chosen by the Dark Lord to be defiled on the ceremonial altar. It’s quite an honor.” -Hell Incorporated

“Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to sleep with me….” -Pete L.

“Hey there, darlin’. Let’s combine our starstuff.” -Sheryl S.

“I’m an atheist… until I orgasm.” -Rodger C.

“Would you like to feel my noodly appendages?” -Nick P.

“Don’t worry. It’s okay… Nobody’s watching.” -??? ???

“Think of me as the Anti-Jesus. You won’t be able to walk after I’ve finished with you.” -Nick P.

“Do you like Revelations? I’m not wearing any underwear.” -Nick P.

“Is that a copy of “Origin of Species” in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” -Rick R.

“Wanna come back to my place and try to evolve the species?” -Joe C.

“Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don’t worry. I can provide tons of proof.” -Aiden B.

Thank you google.

"This atheist would love to be in your foxhole" would definitely earn a smile and peak my interest. The "in which kingdom shall we come" line is pretty smooth.

I might have to use the Revelations one sometime Angel

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03-12-2017, 12:17 PM
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Bump...I'm resurrecting this thread like Jesus. Wink

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03-12-2017, 12:19 PM
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(03-12-2017 12:17 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Bump...I'm resurrecting this thread like Jesus. Wink

You make something else ressurrect like Jesus Wink

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03-12-2017, 12:20 PM
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(03-12-2017 12:19 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(03-12-2017 12:17 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Bump...I'm resurrecting this thread like Jesus. Wink

You make something else ressurrect like Jesus Wink

Oh my Wink Blush

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03-12-2017, 12:23 PM
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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

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03-12-2017, 12:24 PM
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Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

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