Favorite Atheist Pick Up Line
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03-12-2017, 12:25 PM
RE: Favorite Atheist Pick Up Line
(03-12-2017 12:20 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(03-12-2017 12:19 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  You make something else ressurrect like Jesus Wink

Oh my Wink Blush

Now you see how I get all the ladies.

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03-12-2017, 12:25 PM
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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches and ulcers. So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
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03-12-2017, 12:26 PM
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If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
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03-12-2017, 12:29 PM
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(03-12-2017 12:25 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(03-12-2017 12:20 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Oh my Wink Blush

Now you see how I get all the ladies.

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03-12-2017, 04:24 PM
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Baby, there's no need for condoms! I don't believe in STD's.

Girl, I think we're a perfect match! Wanna come test my hypothesis?

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03-12-2017, 05:29 PM
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you empirically prove it exists?

Are you God? 'Cause you can't be real.

I may not be Jesus, but you can still nail me.

Jesus might not come again, but you will.

Naturally, I'd select you over anyone else.

And my personal favorite...

Hey babe, I'm an atheist.

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03-12-2017, 09:06 PM
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Need to think of a witty signature.
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03-12-2017, 09:12 PM
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Hey babe, wanna see my "god of the gaps"?
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03-12-2017, 09:18 PM
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I have a big bang just for you.

"Throughout history, every mystery, ever solved, has turned out to be; Not magic."
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03-12-2017, 09:24 PM
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