Favorite Atheist Pick Up Line
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04-12-2017, 07:22 PM
RE: Favorite Atheist Pick Up Line
Are you a carbon sample? 'Cause I want to date you.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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04-12-2017, 07:24 PM
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04-12-2017, 07:28 PM
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"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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04-12-2017, 07:44 PM
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I think Mae West had a slew of lines that could be used by an atheist but I don't know if they're pick up lines or not. They're funny though. And I don't know if she was religious or not but she sure lived her life as though she didn't give a shit about an afterlife.

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

“I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!”

“Sex is an emotion in motion.”

“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”

“To err is human - but it feels divine.”

“One more drink and I'll be under the host.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”


She was sooo funny. Laugh out load

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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05-12-2017, 06:25 PM
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Holy mother of G! Do people really say these things to each other? I don't even dare speaking to women. At least not without a perfectly legitimate reason for doing so. Or if I know them well.

The one, true, and real Harvey

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05-12-2017, 06:30 PM
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(05-12-2017 06:25 PM)Harvey Wrote:  Holy mother of G! Do people really say these things to each other? I don't even dare speaking to women. At least not without a perfectly legitimate reason for doing so. Or if I know them well.

No, this is just for funsies Wink Tongue
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05-12-2017, 07:18 PM
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I remember a jesus geode, but not the exact line. I know some Christians who never leave the house without their props. Just in case.

My father--I'm a missionary's kid--used to leave Jesus cards on top of the tip when we went to a restaurant. Not a conversation or pickup, but annoying to the server, nonetheless.

Most fanatics can pivot any conversation in gawd's direction, relying on our reluctance to protest this particular form of sales pitch.
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05-12-2017, 10:02 PM
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Nice shoes.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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05-12-2017, 10:06 PM
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(05-12-2017 06:30 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(05-12-2017 06:25 PM)Harvey Wrote:  Holy mother of G! Do people really say these things to each other? I don't even dare speaking to women. At least not without a perfectly legitimate reason for doing so. Or if I know them well.

No, this is just for funsies Wink Tongue

Oh...wait...it is? Oops... Blush

Laugh out loadTongue

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