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30-09-2013, 10:31 PM
Favorite Comedians
Simple. List some of your favorite comedians, and maybe a quote or a few, a captioned photo, or short clip of the person.

Here is one of mine, I'll probably add some more in future posts.

Woody Allen - One funny and clever fucker. Also, a noted atheist. I like him for his humor as much as his witticisms.

"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies."

"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."

Allen: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock [painting], isn't it?
Woman: Yes, it is.
Allen: What does it say to you?
Woman: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.
Allen: What are you doing Saturday night?
Woman: Committing suicide.
Allen: What about Friday night?

And the one that most atheists know... "To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."

Big Grin

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30-09-2013, 11:18 PM
RE: Favorite Comedians
Moshe Kasher is my current favorite. Can't link anything ATM as I'm on my phone but he has a standup bit on Netflix that slays me.

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01-10-2013, 10:47 AM
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Most of mt favorite comedians are from my own country and speak my language, so posting here won't make much sense. But I enjoy some of Ricky's stand-ups.




And Rowan is brilliant and has meant a lot for me:


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01-10-2013, 11:36 AM (This post was last modified: 01-10-2013 11:42 AM by Slowminded.)
RE: Favorite Comedians
Favorite stand-up comedians, some of them...

Jim Jefferies




Bill Burr




Jimmy Carr




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01-10-2013, 05:58 PM
Favorite Comedians
(01-10-2013 10:47 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Most of mt favorite comedians are from my own country and speak my language, so posting here won't make much sense. But I enjoy some of Ricky's stand-ups.




And Rowan is brilliant and has meant a lot for me:



I like those. I also like Chris Rock and of course George Carlin.
I also like Stephen Lynch.
I cannot post any links right now, maybe later.
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01-10-2013, 06:00 PM
RE: Favorite Comedians
Louis CK!!
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01-10-2013, 07:42 PM
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There ya go. Big Grin

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15-10-2013, 06:35 AM
RE: Favorite Comedians
Stephen Lynch is my favorite. I like them most.
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15-10-2013, 09:48 PM
Favorite Comedians
(15-10-2013 06:35 AM)simonjames Wrote:  Stephen Lynch is my favorite. I like them most.

Not only are his lyrics brilliant, but his guitar play and singing are really good.

"You can play my organ all night long, if you promise never to tell."
( funnier in context)
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17-10-2013, 04:22 PM
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good stuff




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