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14-06-2012, 11:04 PM
RE: Favorite House of Cantor Quotes
Oh.My.Fucking.God Shocking

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17-06-2012, 02:29 AM
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Never seen an NFO, but have seen god show up on the jobsite. Experienced with chemical context, in other words; reality ain't never more than 99.9% real. Anybody that thinks otherwise, is Chas. [Image: tongue.gif]

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17-06-2012, 03:02 AM
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(17-06-2012 02:29 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Never seen an NFO, but have seen god show up on the jobsite. Experienced with chemical context, in other words; reality ain't never more than 99.9% real.

My priest is a pharmacist. Big Grin

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Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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19-07-2012, 09:38 AM
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This little tricky sequence was a nice way to start my day today with a good cup of bad coffee: Drinking Beverage



One of the first things you learn in prophet school - OTJ - is that god does not do sequential time.


The human mind does not do simultaneity. Not, and remain sane.




What I mean to say, is that I don't know wtf you're trying to say. You
don't wanna ask questions of god, 'cause you don't want that fucker
showing up. I speak from experience.





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19-07-2012, 09:53 AM
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How the fuck people talking about "historical" and "context" when the words of this prophet last about two fucking seconds? Big Grin

Fuck me.

As in, come to me in my dreams as Gwyneth Paltrow, and I shall call you Zeus.

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20-07-2012, 12:30 AM
RE: Favorite House of Cantor Quotes
(14-06-2012 11:04 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Oh.My.Fucking.God Shocking

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20-07-2012, 05:57 PM
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(18-07-2012 01:07 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  I don't do "fun." I do gripe, bitch, piss, and moan.

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10-08-2012, 10:32 PM
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This latest gem:

There ain't no I in dead.

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17-08-2012, 07:59 AM
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From the thread: Yay old!

"Fuck you.

In the neck.

With KC's dick."


Classic!

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23-08-2012, 12:33 AM
RE: Favorite House of Cantor Quotes
In a recent encounter with Johnny's new theist toy:

TrueReason Wrote: Trying to describe God and how he operates with physical laws and properties is like trying to weigh a chicken with ruler. The measurements are simply not the same.

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Know how to weigh a chicken with a ruler? Use a fulcrum. Tongue

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