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27-04-2013, 09:36 AM
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(26-04-2013 05:47 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Life just ain't satisfying unless you're imagining people who disagree with you being divinely retributed with extreme prejudice...

That would have been so funny, if it wasn't so unbelievably sad.

What's even sadder, is that is not even the exclusive domain of religionists. It would appear that way too many otherwise intelligent (or downright stupid) people just cannot handle a difference of opinion, without blaming it on what in they ego-ruled minds they perceive as the other person's inferiority...

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderĂ²."
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27-04-2013, 10:20 PM
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(01-03-2013 10:31 AM)Johnny Wrote:  Angry

Awww, he's so cute when he's angry.
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05-05-2013, 09:54 AM
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(25-04-2012 06:08 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Fucking religion-they're doing it wrong. If it ain't drums and drugs it ain't any kind of gospel of god. It's a bunch of old fucks telling you what to do.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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03-06-2013, 09:43 AM
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houseofcantor Wrote:You're kinda obsessed with your view count. To me it's kinda like the toilet bragging about being the most popular chair.

Religious disputes are like arguments in a madhouse over which inmate really is Napoleon.
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03-06-2013, 09:54 AM
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(02-06-2013 03:16 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Story time?

I remember being a prophet, like tribal elder. I'm around 'cause I remember how to do stuff, a normal animal prolly just eat this subset... anywho... we're on the plains, on the prowl, me and my primitive tribe.

There's rain, the thunder making the hunters nervous. And lightning strikes. The hunters are not gonna fuck with light from the sky setting shit on fire, the kids are terrified, and the matriarch looks at me like, what's for dinner?

Godditit! I say.

The job of the prophet is to tell a story to calm people's fears. If I didn't calm them peeps' fears, we wouldn't have been able to use fire for we wouldn't have had the name. Fire.

Science is a way better story. In the context of the OP, I would specify, witchcraft is the original science. A prophet is a witch. Undecided

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26-06-2013, 04:24 PM
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(26-06-2013 07:29 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Beyond that, people project their own beauty or ugliness into their gods.

We must be one ugly species, then Sad

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26-06-2013, 04:27 PM
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(26-06-2013 04:24 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(26-06-2013 07:29 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Beyond that, people project their own beauty or ugliness into their gods.

We must be one ugly species, then Sad

I've seen some who ain't so bad Tongue
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26-06-2013, 04:37 PM
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Man, posting on a 1.5 year-old thread?

You know HoC just hates necroposting. Angry

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26-06-2013, 04:38 PM
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(26-06-2013 04:27 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(26-06-2013 04:24 PM)Vera Wrote:  We must be one ugly species, then

I've seen some who ain't so bad

Yeah, but you have notoriously low standards. Drinking Beverage

Chas - the post before mine is from June. This year. Maybe you need new glasses or something. More coffee, but I don't want to overdo it on the smileys.

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26-06-2013, 04:41 PM
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(26-06-2013 04:38 PM)Vera Wrote:  Yeah, but you have notoriously low standards. Drinking Beverage

Hey, I like *you* don't I ?


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