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21-12-2011, 10:58 PM
RE: Favorite House of Cantor Quotes
(11-12-2011 11:26 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Here's a new nug to share. Our friend Johnny Cantor got a little hot under the collar about what some website commentators were saying about his adorable Gwynnies:

Quote:But some of the commentary on that Just Jared site... Rawl, says the tiger, Rawl! There would be a definite problem if I met some of them posters on the street and they were talking that kind of smack about my Gwynnies. Fortunately I'm not small - and I kinda radiate craziness - so tiger never had to bite nobody. Big Grin

Lat year she was going on about "reason for the season," but she's just sweet and adorable. She comes around here, I'll make a sensible atheist out of her. Big Grin

She's the best thing evers. One starts to look for patterns and purpose, and dualities start popping out of the woodwork as if the house of reality were infested with termites. With tao, dualities become tools of utility. Mine is to not love myself but love my love of her. Fucking Charlie Brown. It is as if my life is "Be my Valentine, Gwyneth Paltrow!" All thinks considered, it is win/win. Big Grin

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22-12-2011, 12:46 AM (This post was last modified: 22-12-2011 12:55 AM by Erxomai.)
RE: Favorite House of Cantor Quotes
(21-12-2011 10:58 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(11-12-2011 11:26 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Here's a new nug to share. Our friend Johnny Cantor got a little hot under the collar about what some website commentators were saying about his adorable Gwynnies:

Quote:But some of the commentary on that Just Jared site... Rawl, says the tiger, Rawl! There would be a definite problem if I met some of them posters on the street and they were talking that kind of smack about my Gwynnies. Fortunately I'm not small - and I kinda radiate craziness - so tiger never had to bite nobody. Big Grin

Lat year she was going on about "reason for the season," but she's just sweet and adorable. She comes around here, I'll make a sensible atheist out of her. Big Grin

Mine is to not love myself but love my love of her. Fucking Charlie Brown. It is as if my life is "Be my Valentine, Gwyneth Paltrow!" All thinks considered, it is win/win. Big Grin

Awesome! I don't have to copy and paste. Johnny has done all the work for me on this nug!


He's back in action and providing a veritable cornucopia of quotage material:

(21-12-2011 09:00 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(21-12-2011 06:43 PM)Jackrabbit Wrote:  You need to explain to me your obsession with Gwyneth paltrow XD
or maybe a link to the post where i can get it Tongue

Nosir. You gotta do the science. Watch this butterfly flap around about Gwyneth Paltrow, you'll see all you need to see. Wink

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24-12-2011, 06:25 PM
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(24-12-2011 04:08 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Knowing that you are an individual of absolute zero-state morality with a fluid and adaptable first level ethical standard based upon experience is the first step towards enlightenment. Big Grin

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24-12-2011, 08:10 PM
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(24-12-2011 06:25 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 04:08 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Knowing that you are an individual of absolute zero-state morality with a fluid and adaptable first level ethical standard based upon experience is the first step towards enlightenment. Big Grin

I almost pulled that one out earlier. I need to meditate on this more.

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24-12-2011, 08:53 PM
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(24-12-2011 08:10 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 06:25 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 04:08 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Knowing that you are an individual of absolute zero-state morality with a fluid and adaptable first level ethical standard based upon experience is the first step towards enlightenment. Big Grin

I almost pulled that one out earlier. I need to meditate on this more.

Yup yup.

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24-12-2011, 08:54 PM
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(24-12-2011 08:53 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 08:10 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 06:25 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 04:08 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Knowing that you are an individual of absolute zero-state morality with a fluid and adaptable first level ethical standard based upon experience is the first step towards enlightenment. Big Grin

I almost pulled that one out earlier. I need to meditate on this more.

Yup yup.

And I mean for real.

I'm disappointed that Gwynnies wasn't somehow woven into that tapestry.

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25-12-2011, 07:03 PM
RE: Favorite House of Cantor Quotes
(24-12-2011 08:54 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 08:53 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 08:10 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 06:25 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 04:08 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Knowing that you are an individual of absolute zero-state morality with a fluid and adaptable first level ethical standard based upon experience is the first step towards enlightenment. Big Grin

I almost pulled that one out earlier. I need to meditate on this more.

Yup yup.

And I mean for real.

I'm disappointed that Gwynnies wasn't somehow woven into that tapestry.

Gwynnies driving his bus brother. He's just commenting on the scenery. Big Grin

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25-12-2011, 10:12 PM
RE: Favorite House of Cantor Quotes
(25-12-2011 07:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 08:54 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 08:53 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 08:10 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(24-12-2011 06:25 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  

I almost pulled that one out earlier. I need to meditate on this more.

Yup yup.

And I mean for real.

I'm disappointed that Gwynnies wasn't somehow woven into that tapestry.

Gwynnies driving his bus brother. He's just commenting on the scenery. Big Grin

I've achieved clarity. Doc HoC is like the campy tour guide on Disney's Jungle Cruise. The one who is so punny, he ought to be sent to a punitentiary.

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04-01-2012, 06:17 PM
RE: Favorite House of Cantor Quotes
I do recommend the What is Cantor Smoking? thread for many wonderful Cantorisms.

http://thethinkingatheist.com/forum/Thre...ntor-smoke

Here is a new fave:

Quote:And then you want some magic juice? Which is just me, high on her... ya know, I'd give you some, but I don't want you having to worry about a restraing order... asshole. Tongue

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14-01-2012, 09:58 PM
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This was a true gem!

Quote:Christians in our midst! This has persisted long enough! We shall march them to the forum square, tie them to the stake. Then we shall remove their clothes and invite our homosexual breathern to take the feathers to them while we manly man shall regard them with scorn...

I almost wish I could frame it some how.

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