Favorite House of Cantor Quotes

[GirlyMan]

(19-01-2012 12:44 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Besides, you misinterpret. There is no threat in this: But if you desire justification for degrading or ignoring me, just remember I'm an evil psychopath. I'm adding the ethical standard intended by "evil + psychopath" to increase your moral certainty. How soon, they forget the Gwynnies...

[Erxomai]

(19-01-2012 08:08 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  

(19-01-2012 12:44 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Besides, you misinterpret. There is no threat in this: But if you desire justification for degrading or ignoring me, just remember I'm an evil psychopath. I'm adding the ethical standard intended by "evil + psychopath" to increase your moral certainty. How soon, they forget the Gwynnies...

Yeah, I saw this one too as a gem. I won't forget the Gwynnies, ever.

[GirlyMan]

(19-01-2012 08:15 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  

(19-01-2012 08:08 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  

(19-01-2012 12:44 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Besides, you misinterpret. There is no threat in this: But if you desire justification for degrading or ignoring me, just remember I'm an evil psychopath. I'm adding the ethical standard intended by "evil + psychopath" to increase your moral certainty. How soon, they forget the Gwynnies...

Yeah, I saw this one too as a gem. I won't forget the Gwynnies, ever.

You forget and neglect the Gwynnies at your own peril.

[GirlyMan]

(27-01-2012 02:20 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  I'm quite convinced that morality is a form of chemical intelligence; science seems unwilling to commit at this time. Religion's just a mental tailbone.

[Erxomai]

(30-01-2012 01:26 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  

(27-01-2012 02:20 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Religion's just a mental tailbone.

Needs to go on a t-shirt.

[GirlyMan]

(29-02-2012 08:46 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Monkey recognizes pattern, not number. Monkey groups causal determinants out of sequence. It ain't free will, it is chaotic will; science will only ever be able to round that puppy off.

[Erxomai]

Fresh quote from today:

Quote:It's chemical intelligence, I'm telling ya; we're all high on believing we're right.

[GirlyMan]

(21-03-2012 12:30 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Question: Is I plural?

Answer: Then I is biased.

Next.

[GirlyMan]

(22-03-2012 07:44 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Porn is like barnacles. It's gonna happen.

The only regulation necessary is self-regulation.

[Erxomai]

(23-03-2012 04:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  

(22-03-2012 07:44 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Porn is like barnacles. It's gonna happen.

The only regulation necessary is self-regulation.

Again...T-shirt worthy.