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27-05-2015, 09:58 PM
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(27-05-2015 09:32 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  
(27-05-2015 04:33 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Oh, ya know, idiots.

Those crazy ads you see on porn tube sites? I click them all. Most of the time I go to porn sites, it's just to click em. My dad would show me porn as a kid and would always click on the ads 'cause he was new to computers, but after a while he made it into this thing whenever we spent time together. "Let's see what we got here, son" he'd say as he moused over 'WANT AN 8 INCH TREE TRUNK DICK?' I'd tell him "dad, that's gay!" and he'd just laugh. Then I'd start laughing because of how absurd the whole thing was. Had a weird sense of humor, my dad. He's since passed. Now I click ads on porn sites because they remind me of him. Sometimes I try to find the ones he used to click on, which takes up a lot of time. The anniversary of his death was a few weeks ago. I don't go out anymore. My friends at work will always invite me to hang out, but I never go. Instead, I choose to click on porn ads for hours and hours until morning comes, hoping for...I don't know...something. But I don't want a tree trunk dick; I just want my dad.

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27-05-2015, 10:39 PM
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(27-05-2015 09:32 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  Those crazy ads you see on porn tube sites? I click them all. Most of the time I go to porn sites, it's just to click em. My dad would show me porn as a kid and would always click on the ads 'cause he was new to computers, but after a while he made it into this thing whenever we spent time together. "Let's see what we got here, son" he'd say as he moused over 'WANT AN 8 INCH TREE TRUNK DICK?' I'd tell him "dad, that's gay!" and he'd just laugh. Then I'd start laughing because of how absurd the whole thing was. Had a weird sense of humor, my dad. He's since passed. Now I click ads on porn sites because they remind me of him. Sometimes I try to find the ones he used to click on, which takes up a lot of time. The anniversary of his death was a few weeks ago. I don't go out anymore. My friends at work will always invite me to hang out, but I never go. Instead, I choose to click on porn ads for hours and hours until morning comes, hoping for...I don't know...something. But I don't want a tree trunk dick; I just want my dad.

That's like a really fucked up "Deep Thought by Jack Handy".


http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/fuzzy-memories/

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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27-05-2015, 11:25 PM
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27-05-2015, 11:42 PM
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(27-05-2015 09:32 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  
(27-05-2015 04:33 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Oh, ya know, idiots.

Those crazy ads you see on porn tube sites? I click them all.

Didn't rev just cover this. Just redundant at this point.

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28-05-2015, 12:34 AM
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28-05-2015, 12:58 AM (This post was last modified: 28-05-2015 04:34 AM by Nishi Karano Kaze.)
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28-05-2015, 12:59 AM (This post was last modified: 28-05-2015 04:35 AM by Nishi Karano Kaze.)
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28-05-2015, 04:24 AM
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(28-05-2015 12:59 AM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  Aaaand I thought a little reversal would be in order too.

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No, it wouldn't. Neither is.

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28-05-2015, 05:19 AM
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I found this and wanted to share.

I have the feeling we'll need it many times.

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28-05-2015, 05:43 AM
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(27-05-2015 03:57 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Oh man, these fuckin ads man.
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They make life worth living.

Can you imagine a world where you get on your computer and random attractive strangers solicit you for sex? Never any guys or ugly women. They always know exactly what you want. They want nothing in return for this, and the computer service that connects you two is free of charge. What a wonderful world!

I guess I never really realized how many cons rely on the inherent greed in people and their naive desire to believe in deals that are too good to be true.

Anyway, I'm off to go fuck a gorgeous 44-year-old who lives three miles away while I let the virus scanner run to try and figure out why my computer has been acting so weird lately.
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