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28-05-2015, 05:47 AM
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(28-05-2015 05:43 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(27-05-2015 03:57 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Oh man, these fuckin ads man.
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They make life worth living.

Can you imagine a world where you get on your computer and random attractive strangers solicit you for sex? Never any guys or ugly women. They always know exactly what you want. They want nothing in return for this, and the computer service that connects you two is free of charge. What a wonderful world!

I guess I never really realized how many cons rely on the inherent greed in people and their naive desire to believe in deals that are too good to be true.

Anyway, I'm off to go fuck a gorgeous 44-year-old who lives three miles away while I let the virus scanner run to try and figure out why my computer has been acting so weird lately.

Even for robots, you ought to use protection if you don't want them getting a virus.

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28-05-2015, 06:16 AM
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28-05-2015, 08:40 AM (This post was last modified: 28-05-2015 08:57 AM by pablo.)
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28-05-2015, 10:16 AM
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(28-05-2015 08:40 AM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: FB_IMG_1432817973341_zpsqnwd8jrm.jpg]

You really shouldn't take pics of Mrs Pablo after she gets out of bed in the morning and hasn't done her hair yet.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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28-05-2015, 10:19 AM
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28-05-2015, 12:18 PM
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(28-05-2015 10:19 AM)jennybee Wrote:  [Image: possum_poster.jpg]

I need to find this one:

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I guess I'll have to take the screens out of the windows, first. I hope all the mosquitoes are worth it...
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28-05-2015, 03:15 PM
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Because Bieber just sucks.

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28-05-2015, 05:52 PM
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(27-05-2015 09:58 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(27-05-2015 09:32 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  Those crazy ads you see on porn tube sites? I click them all. Most of the time I go to porn sites, it's just to click em. My dad would show me porn as a kid and would always click on the ads 'cause he was new to computers, but after a while he made it into this thing whenever we spent time together. "Let's see what we got here, son" he'd say as he moused over 'WANT AN 8 INCH TREE TRUNK DICK?' I'd tell him "dad, that's gay!" and he'd just laugh. Then I'd start laughing because of how absurd the whole thing was. Had a weird sense of humor, my dad. He's since passed. Now I click ads on porn sites because they remind me of him. Sometimes I try to find the ones he used to click on, which takes up a lot of time. The anniversary of his death was a few weeks ago. I don't go out anymore. My friends at work will always invite me to hang out, but I never go. Instead, I choose to click on porn ads for hours and hours until morning comes, hoping for...I don't know...something. But I don't want a tree trunk dick; I just want my dad.

You come from a long line of meat-gazers?

My stomach is in severe pain from the laughs.
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28-05-2015, 06:10 PM
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(28-05-2015 12:34 AM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  [Image: wHpN7OR.png?1]
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I'd love to give your post a thumbs up cause that's as close to genuine wit as you have, or likely will ever have, and I did kinda laugh... but before I do that I'd love to know what it's like having to use the forum avatars you use fully aware you will never be as good looking as a cartoon character in a 2x2 inch square. Drinking Beverage Drinking Beverage

That is of course if your done hiding behind the ignore list throwing insults like the cowardly little bitch I called you out as. Drinking Beverage

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28-05-2015, 06:11 PM
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