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03-11-2015, 12:17 PM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(03-11-2015 12:14 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  
(03-11-2015 10:53 AM)Hafnof Wrote:  It looks like pandanus root.
Incidentally, root is Australian for fuck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandanus
Pand anus root
Pand anus fuck?
Also Common names include pandan, screw palm

I had the pandan bush in our yard, but it didn't produce wooden dildos

*shudder* the splinters....

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03-11-2015, 12:54 PM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(03-11-2015 12:17 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(03-11-2015 12:14 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  Pand anus root
Pand anus fuck?
Also Common names include pandan, screw palm

I had the pandan bush in our yard, but it didn't produce wooden dildos

*shudder* the splinters....

Wooden dildos do exist, and I'm sure that with enough processing, we can make dem roots as splinter free as the others.
Btw, why are you cringing? Ever used one? Tongue

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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03-11-2015, 12:58 PM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(03-11-2015 12:54 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  
(03-11-2015 12:17 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  *shudder* the splinters....

Wooden dildos do exist, and I'm sure that with enough processing, we can make dem roots as splinter free as the others.
Btw, why are you cringing? Ever used one? Tongue

A wooden one? no. Angel

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03-11-2015, 01:11 PM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(03-11-2015 12:58 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(03-11-2015 12:54 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  Wooden dildos do exist, and I'm sure that with enough processing, we can make dem roots as splinter free as the others.
Btw, why are you cringing? Ever used one? Tongue

A wooden one? no. Angel
What about a non wooden one?

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03-11-2015, 01:12 PM
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at least it would float in the hot tub
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03-11-2015, 01:15 PM
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(03-11-2015 01:12 PM)skyking Wrote:  at least it would float in the hot tub
What kinda advantage i's that

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03-11-2015, 01:16 PM
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you don't want to go deep in the hot tub to find it, do you? < cue jaws theme>
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03-11-2015, 01:20 PM
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(03-11-2015 01:16 PM)skyking Wrote:  you don't want to go deep in the hot tub to find it, do you? < cue jaws theme>

I don't have a hot tub .
And why would you even use it there?
Hot tubs are where you should be lazy and don't do shit, just lying, relaxing.

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03-11-2015, 01:24 PM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(03-11-2015 01:11 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  
(03-11-2015 12:58 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  A wooden one? no. Angel
What about a non wooden one?

I own more than one, so yes. Evil_monster


(03-11-2015 01:12 PM)skyking Wrote:  at least it would float in the hot tub

Rubber and plastic generally float too. Just sayin. Drinking Beverage

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03-11-2015, 01:27 PM
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Rubber floats? O.o

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