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29-11-2015, 05:51 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 05:27 AM)OhDannyBoy Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 05:11 AM)DLJ Wrote:  No, but I've been to Mongolia.

OK. Survey time:

If you've just had sex, what is the first thing you want to do?
a) cuddle
b) clean up the wet patch
c) shower
d) have a smoke
e) pay / ask for the money
f) make and drink a hot beverage
g) turn off the camera
h) other.

Consider

h) call the ex wife and brag!

DJ

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29-11-2015, 07:00 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 05:11 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 04:17 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Having heard you say that, I guess it's safe to say you've never been to Alaska...

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No, but I've been to Mongolia.

OK. Survey time:

If you've just had sex, what is the first thing you want to do?
a) cuddle
b) clean up the wet patch
c) shower
d) have a smoke
e) pay / ask for the money
f) make and drink a hot beverage
g) turn off the camera
h) other.

Consider

Cuddle, of course Wink. Rest. More sex. Repeat. And if it's a really good night, repeat again. Tongue.
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29-11-2015, 08:19 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 05:11 AM)DLJ Wrote:  OK. Survey time:

If you've just had sex, what is the first thing you want to do?
a) cuddle
b) clean up the wet patch
c) shower
d) have a smoke
e) pay / ask for the money
f) make and drink a hot beverage
g) turn off the camera
h) other.

Consider

some other possibilities:

i) wake them up Weeping
j) untie them Angel

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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29-11-2015, 08:53 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 08:19 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 05:11 AM)DLJ Wrote:  OK. Survey time:

If you've just had sex, what is the first thing you want to do?
a) cuddle
b) clean up the wet patch
c) shower
d) have a smoke
e) pay / ask for the money
f) make and drink a hot beverage
g) turn off the camera
h) other.

Consider

some other possibilities:

i) wake them up Weeping
j) untie them Angel
k) place them back in the shipping crate

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29-11-2015, 10:11 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 08:19 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 05:11 AM)DLJ Wrote:  OK. Survey time:

If you've just had sex, what is the first thing you want to do?
a) cuddle
b) clean up the wet patch
c) shower
d) have a smoke
e) pay / ask for the money
f) make and drink a hot beverage
g) turn off the camera
h) other.

Consider

some other possibilities:

i) wake them up Weeping
j) untie them Angel

Whoa there, buddy Gasp

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29-11-2015, 10:15 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 05:11 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 04:17 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Having heard you say that, I guess it's safe to say you've never been to Alaska...

Big Grin

No, but I've been to Mongolia.

OK. Survey time:

If you've just had sex, what is the first thing you want to do?
a) cuddle
b) clean up the wet patch
c) shower
d) have a smoke
e) pay / ask for the money
f) make and drink a hot beverage
g) turn off the camera
h) other.

Consider

Why aren't "ask her to make a sandwich" and "roll over and go to sleep" on the list? Gasp

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29-11-2015, 10:22 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 10:11 AM)izel Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 08:19 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  some other possibilities:

i) wake them up Weeping
j) untie them Angel

Whoa there, buddy Gasp

...because of i or j? Consider

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29-11-2015, 10:43 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 10:15 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 05:11 AM)DLJ Wrote:  No, but I've been to Mongolia.

OK. Survey time:

If you've just had sex, what is the first thing you want to do?
a) cuddle
b) clean up the wet patch
c) shower
d) have a smoke
e) pay / ask for the money
f) make and drink a hot beverage
g) turn off the camera
h) other.

Consider

Why aren't "ask her to make a sandwich" and "roll over and go to sleep" on the list? Gasp

(29-11-2015 10:22 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 10:11 AM)izel Wrote:  Whoa there, buddy Gasp

...because of i or j? Consider

I make him make me a sandwich Laugh out load

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29-11-2015, 10:44 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 10:43 AM)izel Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 10:15 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Why aren't "ask her to make a sandwich" and "roll over and go to sleep" on the list? Gasp

(29-11-2015 10:22 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  ...because of i or j? Consider

I make him make me a sandwich Laugh out load

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29-11-2015, 10:48 AM
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(29-11-2015 10:44 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 10:43 AM)izel Wrote:  I make him make me a sandwich Laugh out load

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And take me shopping too Tongue. To those of you who may not know, g-spot starts at the end of the word "shoping". Just sayin Laugh out load

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