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29-11-2015, 01:05 PM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 11:40 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 11:25 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Well, she should be thanking her biological parents, fashion consultant, personal trainer, and potentially her plastic surgeon.

Is one of them named Jesus perchance? Consider

Come on, EK, don't you know Jesus works through the biological parents, fashion consultant, personal trainer, and plastic surgeon to make all that happen in her life. Nothing happens without Jesus, my friend. Nothing. Hobo

'Nothing' includes eye parasites, genocide, and AIDS. Rolleyes

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29-11-2015, 01:08 PM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 11:25 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 05:11 AM)DLJ Wrote:  No, but I've been to Mongolia.

OK. Survey time:

If you've just had sex, what is the first thing you want to do?
a) cuddle
b) clean up the wet patch
c) shower
d) have a smoke
e) pay / ask for the money
f) make and drink a hot beverage
g) turn off the camera
h) other.

Consider

i) put them back in the refrigerator.


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29-11-2015, 01:08 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:05 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 11:40 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Come on, EK, don't you know Jesus works through the biological parents, fashion consultant, personal trainer, and plastic surgeon to make all that happen in her life. Nothing happens without Jesus, my friend. Nothing. Hobo

'Nothing' includes eye parasites, genocide, and AIDS. Rolleyes

Don't sin, he works in mysterious ways Laugh out load

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29-11-2015, 01:11 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:08 PM)izel Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:05 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  'Nothing' includes eye parasites, genocide, and AIDS. Rolleyes

Don't sin, he works in mysterious ways Laugh out load

Now I can't masturbate either? FML... Dodgy

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29-11-2015, 01:13 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:11 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:08 PM)izel Wrote:  Don't sin, he works in mysterious ways Laugh out load

Now I can't masturbate either? FML... Dodgy

Nope! You can't masturbate and hold gods hand at the same time. So they say Drinking Beverage

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29-11-2015, 01:17 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:13 PM)izel Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:11 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Now I can't masturbate either? FML... Dodgy

Nope! You can't masturbate and hold gods hand at the same time. So they say Drinking Beverage

What? Like I can't masturbate with a single hand... Dodgy

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29-11-2015, 01:18 PM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 01:13 PM)izel Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:11 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Now I can't masturbate either? FML... Dodgy

Nope! You can't masturbate and hold gods hand at the same time. So they say Drinking Beverage
The question is:

Will God give a handjob?
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29-11-2015, 01:21 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:18 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:13 PM)izel Wrote:  Nope! You can't masturbate and hold gods hand at the same time. So they say Drinking Beverage
The question is:

Will God give a handjob?

If you pray he might. He gives cancer, than people pray to him to cure it. It may just work for masturbation too Laugh out load

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29-11-2015, 01:23 PM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 01:17 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:13 PM)izel Wrote:  Nope! You can't masturbate and hold gods hand at the same time. So they say Drinking Beverage

What? Like I can't masturbate with a single hand... Dodgy

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Its not me sir, I'm just a messenger. For more info, pray for answers hahaha

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29-11-2015, 01:27 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:21 PM)izel Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:18 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  The question is:

Will God give a handjob?

If you pray he might. He gives cancer, than people pray to him to cure it. It may just work for masturbation too Laugh out load

Meh. I'd rather just do it myself. It seems quite the effort to fist pray for it.
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