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29-11-2015, 01:30 PM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(29-11-2015 05:18 AM)izel Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 05:11 AM)DLJ Wrote:  No, but I've been to Mongolia.

OK. Survey time:

If you've just had sex, what is the first thing you want to do?
a) cuddle
b) clean up the wet patch
c) shower
d) have a smoke
e) pay / ask for the money
f) make and drink a hot beverage
g) turn off the camera
h) other.

Consider

Option A would cost you extra DLJ Laugh out load

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29-11-2015, 01:30 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:27 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  Meh. I'd rather just do it myself. It seems quite the effort to fist pray for it.

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29-11-2015, 01:31 PM
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(29-11-2015 11:34 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I also haven't had sex since forever, so no, I don't use sex or boobage to get things. Even though I'm an atheist--sex is pretty sacred to me and I only do it when I am in a rship with someone I love and trust. That is why I'm so sexually frustrated because I don't just fuck anything that comes along. Wink

That's a false dichotomy; either love & trust & rship or anyone who comes along. It also leads to a lot of frustration and makes you miss out on positive experiences with people who may or may not be suitable for a relationship.

Like Jason Statham for example... Wink

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29-11-2015, 01:32 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:27 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:21 PM)izel Wrote:  If you pray he might. He gives cancer, than people pray to him to cure it. It may just work for masturbation too Laugh out load

Meh. I'd rather just do it myself. It seems quite the effort to fist pray for it.

Look boys, I do not know what makes you happy, whatever it may be, it is your life, your choice okay? With that said, I personality wouldn't want some cranky old bastard looking, nor giving me an helping hand Laugh out load. That is my personal time, between me, my self and you know what Facepalm

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29-11-2015, 01:34 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:30 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:27 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  Meh. I'd rather just do it myself. It seems quite the effort to fist pray for it.

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You mean that's not how it works?

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29-11-2015, 01:35 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:32 PM)izel Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:27 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  Meh. I'd rather just do it myself. It seems quite the effort to fist pray for it.

Look boys, I do not know what makes you happy, whatever it may be, it is your life, your choice okay? With that said, I personality wouldn't want some cranky old bastard looking, nor giving me an helping hand Laugh out load. That is my personal time, between me, my self and you know what Facepalm
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29-11-2015, 01:39 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:31 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 11:34 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I also haven't had sex since forever, so no, I don't use sex or boobage to get things. Even though I'm an atheist--sex is pretty sacred to me and I only do it when I am in a rship with someone I love and trust. That is why I'm so sexually frustrated because I don't just fuck anything that comes along. Wink

That's a false dichotomy; either love & trust & rship or anyone who comes along. It also leads to a lot of frustration and makes you miss out on positive experiences with people who may or may not be suitable for a relationship.

Like Jason Statham for example... Wink

I'm not saying I need to be engaged to someone to have sex with them, I'm saying I like to be dating them. I don't like the fuck friend thing, I just don't. I like romance, I like being in love. I like having hot sex with someone I'm head over heels for. I like the way it feels when you are so in love with someone and your eyes lock right in the middle of fucking. To fuck someone just to fuck someone--I dunno it's just not for me. I can just masturbate if I want to get myself off. There's porn if I want to see a random penis Hobo Of course, all of what I just said flies out the window if it's Jason Statham Drooling
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29-11-2015, 01:39 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:35 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:32 PM)izel Wrote:  Look boys, I do not know what makes you happy, whatever it may be, it is your life, your choice okay? With that said, I personality wouldn't want some cranky old bastard looking, nor giving me an helping hand Laugh out load. That is my personal time, between me, my self and you know what Facepalm
Butter?

Butter is okay too Laugh out load

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29-11-2015, 01:41 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:39 PM)izel Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:35 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  Butter?

Butter is okay too Laugh out load

Oh really. Might have to try that sometime. (^_^)
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29-11-2015, 01:42 PM
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(29-11-2015 01:41 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 01:39 PM)izel Wrote:  Butter is okay too Laugh out load

Oh really. Might have to try that sometime. (^_^)

On your own risk, I don't wanna get sued if shit falls apart hahaha

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