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27-03-2016, 08:49 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(27-03-2016 08:43 AM)jennybee Wrote:  [Image: ba45d0cab913caf5635427e3764473fd.jpg]

Many years ago -- when my mom was still alive -- she ran into a girl I went to school with (who I had not seen since school) -- and mentioned that I was single.....

One thing lead to another --- and I got set up on a date.....

....
She had matured since school - and not in any bad way (physically) --- she looked pretty good - had her own house, financially secure.... Hmmmmmm.. what's wrong with this picture????....

She invited me over to her house for dinner...........

I go...

She's a good cook - and attracted............

......

We go on a second date - she gets "friendly"......

........

Third date --- she says we were together in a previous life in the US Civil War -- and she's fucking serious ...........................


AAAAANNND there it is.........................

......

Outta there like an 8 lbs cannonball at Gettysburg...............

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27-03-2016, 08:52 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(27-03-2016 08:49 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(27-03-2016 08:43 AM)jennybee Wrote:  [Image: ba45d0cab913caf5673fd.jpg]

Many years ago -- when my mom was still alive -- she ran into a girl I went to school with (who I had not seen since school) -- and mentioned that I was single.....

One thing lead to another --- and I got set up on a date.....

....
She had matured since school - and not in any bad way (physically) --- she looked pretty good - had her own house, financially secure.... Hmmmmmm.. what's wrong with this picture????....

She invited me over to her house for dinner...........

I go...

She's a good cook - and attracted............

......

We go on a second date - she gets "friendly"......

........

Third date --- she says we were together in a previous life in the US Civil War -- and she's fucking serious ...........................


AAAAANNND there it is.........................

......

Outta there like an 8 lbs cannonball at Gettysburg...............

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27-03-2016, 09:03 AM
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27-03-2016, 12:17 PM
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27-03-2016, 02:11 PM
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(27-03-2016 12:17 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Warning: contains dead Easter bunny
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27-03-2016, 02:49 PM
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(27-03-2016 02:11 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(27-03-2016 12:17 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Warning: contains dead Easter bunny
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Yeah, not clicking that No
Don't worry there's not much animal left. . . oh wait.
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27-03-2016, 06:26 PM
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27-03-2016, 06:30 PM
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(27-03-2016 02:11 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Yeah, not clicking that No
Don't worry there's not much animal left. . . oh wait.

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27-03-2016, 11:14 PM
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27-03-2016, 11:17 PM
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(27-03-2016 08:43 AM)jennybee Wrote:  [Image: ba45d0cab913caf5635427e3764473fd.jpg]

My brain filled in the third line before I actually read it. Funny thing that. Tongue

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