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24-08-2016, 10:03 AM
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
(24-08-2016 08:09 AM)thatoneguy Wrote:  
(23-08-2016 11:44 PM)Gloucester Wrote:  [Image: offend%20geeks.jpg]

I'm all four of them Angry

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And do you feel quadruply annoyed?

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24-08-2016, 12:02 PM
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24-08-2016, 04:29 PM
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(24-08-2016 12:02 PM)Gloucester Wrote:  [Image: weather%20in%20us.jpg]

Laugh out load

That's a typical late-autumn day in Louisiana.

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25-08-2016, 02:22 PM
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25-08-2016, 05:30 PM
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25-08-2016, 05:37 PM
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25-08-2016, 07:40 PM
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26-08-2016, 01:47 AM
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(25-08-2016 02:22 PM)Gloucester Wrote:  [Image: grapes.png]

I FUCKING KNEW IT!
I always said that raisins didn't come from grapes but grapes came from raisins and that an army of really tiny men just pumped air into them for tiny loafs of bread and tiny housing AND THEY SAID I WAS CRAZY!! WHO'S LAUGH NOW BITCHES!! WHO!! MOWAHAHAHA!!

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26-08-2016, 02:28 AM (This post was last modified: 26-08-2016 02:34 AM by Gloucester.)
RE: Favorite pictures for a laugh at everything else...
Not a picture, but where else? It was in caps shen I scanned it in.

THE PLAN

IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE PLAN, AND WITH THE PLAN WERE THE ASSUMPTIONS, AND THE ASSUMPTIONS WERE WITHOUT JUSTIFICATION AND THE PLAN WAS COMPLETELY WITHOUT RATIONALITY.

AND THE DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE WORKERS AND THEY SPOKE AMONGST THEMSELVES, SAYING: "IT IS A CROCK OF SHIT AND IT STINKETH!"

AND THE WORKERS WENT UNTO THEIR SUPERVISORS AND SAYETH: "IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG AND NONE CAN ABIDE THE ODOR THEREOF!"

AND THE SUPERVISORS WENT UNTO THEIR LINE MANAGERS AND SAYETH UNTO THEM: "IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT. IT IS VERY STRONG, SUCH THAT NONE CAN APPROACH IT."

AND THE MANAGERS WENT UNTO THE DIRECTORS AND SAYETH: "IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER AND NOTHING CAN EQUAL ITS STRENGTH."

AND THE DIRECTORS SPOKE AMONGST THEMSELVES, DECIDING UPON, “IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS GROWTH AND IS VERY POWERFUL.”

AND THE DIRECTORS WENT UNTO THE VICE PRESIDENTS AND SAYETH UNTO THEM, "IT PROMOTETH GROWTH AND FRUITFULNESS AND IS VERY POTENT."

AND THE VICE. PRESIDENTS WENT UNTO THE PRESIDENT AND SAYETH UNTO HIM, "THIS NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND .EFFICIENCY OF THIS COMPANY.”

AND THE PRESIDENT LOOKED UPON THE PLAN AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD AND THE PLAN BECAME THE POLICY.

AND THE WORKERS, HAVING HAD THEIR WORDS OF WISDOM PERVERTED, WERE WELL AND TRULY SHIT UPON FOR EVER AFTER.

Hmm, maybe it's not so such a laugh as a reflection . . .

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26-08-2016, 04:28 AM
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(26-08-2016 02:28 AM)Gloucester Wrote:  Not a picture, but where else? It was in caps shen I scanned it in.

THE PLAN

IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE PLAN, AND WITH THE PLAN WERE THE ASSUMPTIONS, AND THE ASSUMPTIONS WERE WITHOUT JUSTIFICATION AND THE PLAN WAS COMPLETELY WITHOUT RATIONALITY.

AND THE DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE WORKERS AND THEY SPOKE AMONGST THEMSELVES, SAYING: "IT IS A CROCK OF SHIT AND IT STINKETH!"

AND THE WORKERS WENT UNTO THEIR SUPERVISORS AND SAYETH: "IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG AND NONE CAN ABIDE THE ODOR THEREOF!"

AND THE SUPERVISORS WENT UNTO THEIR LINE MANAGERS AND SAYETH UNTO THEM: "IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT. IT IS VERY STRONG, SUCH THAT NONE CAN APPROACH IT."

AND THE MANAGERS WENT UNTO THE DIRECTORS AND SAYETH: "IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER AND NOTHING CAN EQUAL ITS STRENGTH."

AND THE DIRECTORS SPOKE AMONGST THEMSELVES, DECIDING UPON, “IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS GROWTH AND IS VERY POWERFUL.”

AND THE DIRECTORS WENT UNTO THE VICE PRESIDENTS AND SAYETH UNTO THEM, "IT PROMOTETH GROWTH AND FRUITFULNESS AND IS VERY POTENT."

AND THE VICE. PRESIDENTS WENT UNTO THE PRESIDENT AND SAYETH UNTO HIM, "THIS NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND .EFFICIENCY OF THIS COMPANY.”

AND THE PRESIDENT LOOKED UPON THE PLAN AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD AND THE PLAN BECAME THE POLICY.

AND THE WORKERS, HAVING HAD THEIR WORDS OF WISDOM PERVERTED, WERE WELL AND TRULY SHIT UPON FOR EVER AFTER.

Hmm, maybe it's not so such a laugh as a reflection . . .

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