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25-03-2017, 02:29 PM
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25-03-2017, 04:04 PM
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(23-03-2017 02:48 PM)unsapien Wrote:  Probably not the best way to illustrate the similarities in bone structure between a human and a horse...


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25-03-2017, 05:29 PM
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25-03-2017, 08:56 PM (This post was last modified: 25-03-2017 09:01 PM by Shai Hulud.)
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DM: The fighter takes a big hit from the Ogre's club. Cleric?
Cleric: If I heal him, he'll have no incentive to avoid Ogre attacks.


DM:"The dragon rests on a hoard of gold."
PC:"We gather the town's wealth and add it in. The dragon will surely create jobs now."


DM: The cleric says there is a traitor in your party.
GOP: How do they know?
DM: Divination spell.
GOP: Who authorized the spell?


DM: Orcs attack your party. You suffer great damage.
GOP: I cast a healing spell.
GOP: One that does not include contraception.


DM: The demon raises its flaming sword to attack.
PC: My paladin prays away the gay demon.
DM: It's not gay.
PC: You said flaming.


A lone human wizard blew up an elven shop. Third one this year.
GOP: These drow attacks will not be tolerated.


DM: your party begins the quest naked.
PC: wait, what?
DM: entry-level gear's been free for a while and I'm just not seeing results.


PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first


DM: Orcs are approaching your party
GOP: I attack my allies
DM: But --
GOP: Have to show the orcs I'm not weak


DM: The farmer screams "Kill it!" as their belly swells with the Succubus's spawn.
GOP: I smile "What a blessing. You are a host."


DM: so you learned that most of these attacks on the city are caused by Drow
GOP: I ban the wood elves from the city


DM: This scroll, while imperfect, will protect the lives of most villagers.
GOP: I don't like the guy who wrote it so I destroy it


DM: The villagers made you their leader, believing that you'll fight the oppressive overlords.
GOP: I give the overlords tax breaks.


GOP: As follower of Lathander, I'm abandoning these orphans. It's what my god would want.
DM: Did you even read about this god?


DM: He explains that he worships the same god as the Lich King, and wishes to see your kingdom in ruin.
GOP: I make him my advisor.


DM: The elves say their village was attacked by orcs and they need sanctuary.
GOP: I lock the gate to the city and cast fireball.


GOP: I go up the ladder to escape the orcs.
DM: The scared villagers follow you up.
GOP: I kick the ladder over as I reach the top.


GM: A villager approaches your paladin, asking you to heal his child.
GOP: Does he look weathly?
GM: No
GOP: He hasn't earned it.

These are so beautiful and hilarious! Thanks EK, needed that!

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25-03-2017, 10:35 PM
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26-03-2017, 06:55 AM
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26-03-2017, 06:56 AM
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26-03-2017, 09:51 AM
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26-03-2017, 10:14 AM
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26-03-2017, 02:01 PM
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First world problem exemplified.

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