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29-04-2017, 10:07 AM
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(28-04-2017 02:53 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: 0JvNQ0E.jpg]

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(Once when I was on Southwest, a flight attendant said about the masks dropping, "Secure your own and then if traveling with multiple children, they'll finally find out who the favorite is."

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I once was on a flight from Chicago to Bloomington, IL. The captian said, "this is your captian Tom Cruise and with me is my co pilot Anthony Edwards and serving you tonight is the lovely Kelly McGillis. We are going to try to get you to Bloomington as quickly as possible so Ms McGillis will not be able to leave her seat." I figured I knew what was coming so I timed the flight from wheels up to touchdown. It was usually a 22 minute flight. He did it in 12:30. It was incredible.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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29-04-2017, 10:18 AM
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"Sorry we're late for take-off, but the machine that rips the handles off your luggage and pokes holes in the sides isn't working properly. ... Stop cheering, they can hear you!"
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29-04-2017, 10:38 PM
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30-04-2017, 06:10 AM
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The title for this was brilliant. "Help me Obi-Wan".
I lol'd.

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30-04-2017, 06:07 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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30-04-2017, 07:27 PM
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30-04-2017, 09:52 PM
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01-05-2017, 07:33 AM
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(30-04-2017 09:52 PM)yakherder Wrote:  [Image: rijz6Bn.jpg]

Ya know, if I can't have my body shot into space I don't think I'd mind it being fed into a woodchipper. Possibly a woodchipper aimed at some white supremacists or some batshit crazy religious protestors. I mean nothing quite says fuck you like having your dead corps shredded into tiny pieces and smeared all over a bunch of fucking cunts.











Yea, I just realized how fucked up that is. Do I care? Nope, because I still think it would hilarious and nothing short of what they deserve.

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01-05-2017, 07:43 AM
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Ya know, when the funeral director told there new guy to take the wood chipper over to the cemetery, he had no idea the stoner would think using the hearse instead of the pickup truck was a good idea.......

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01-05-2017, 09:16 AM
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Informative and funny.

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