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14-08-2014, 10:30 PM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(14-08-2014 09:07 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(09-08-2014 09:34 PM)Logisch Wrote:  [Image: 6pws2lR.png]

You must have a lot of discipline being a male and not even thrusting once while you are inside a female.

you might find that the ladies can't control themselves either... I know I wouldn't!

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14-08-2014, 11:16 PM
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(14-08-2014 10:30 PM)Colourcraze Wrote:  
(14-08-2014 09:07 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  You must have a lot of discipline being a male and not even thrusting once while you are inside a female.

you might find that the ladies can't control themselves either... I know I wouldn't!

I can just imagine the dialogue:

Male:Hold on let me change my position

Female:Alright let me guide you move forward a little bit

Male:Alright you know it does not feel comfortable either

Female:Here move back

Male:Still no luck

Female:Alright keep going back and forth until we both agree we found a good soaking spot.

*30 minutes later

Male:Did we just have sex?

Female:No, No sweetie, we were soaking but you know we just could not agree on a position.

Male:But what about the end I mean you screamed and it became wet all of a sudden, does that happen while soaking?

Female:Yes, Yes in church they taught me that is god saying that you should try again tomorrow if you could not find a good spot.

Male:Oh okay well good night.

Female:ha ha fucking sucker

Or at least that is how I saw the situation from your comment.

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15-08-2014, 06:09 AM
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(14-08-2014 11:16 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Female:Alright keep going back and forth until we both agree we found a good soaking spot.

*30 minutes later

Male:Did we just have sex?

I know this is a lie because it wouldn't go on for 30 minutes before suddenly ending. Tongue
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15-08-2014, 06:25 AM
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(15-08-2014 06:09 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(14-08-2014 11:16 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Female:Alright keep going back and forth until we both agree we found a good soaking spot.

*30 minutes later

Male:Did we just have sex?

I know this is a lie because it wouldn't go on for 30 minutes before suddenly ending. Tongue

More like an hour or two? Angel

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15-08-2014, 01:25 PM
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15-08-2014, 01:45 PM
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(15-08-2014 01:25 PM)RobbyPants Wrote:  [Image: JesusGrumpyCat.jpg]

I laugh every time I see that meme. Fucken A, grumpy cat, fucken A.

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15-08-2014, 06:34 PM
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15-08-2014, 07:09 PM
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15-08-2014, 08:33 PM (This post was last modified: 15-08-2014 08:39 PM by DLJ.)
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15-08-2014, 08:37 PM
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