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06-01-2015, 05:04 PM
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07-01-2015, 06:35 AM
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07-01-2015, 07:02 AM
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(06-01-2015 05:04 PM)Impulse Wrote:  [Image: religion-catholic-catholics-dieter-diets...95_low.jpg]

If they're a true Catholic, they count it as meat. Only cafeteria Catholics and those dirty Protestants count it as starch. Transubstantiation, bitches!

In all seriousness, I wonder how the devout reconcile this with stuff like microscopes. Is putting a wafer that has been blessed under a microscope a sin because you're "testing God"?
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07-01-2015, 07:09 AM
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(07-01-2015 07:02 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  Is putting a wafer that has been blessed under a microscope a sin because you're "testing God"?

... And when the test comes back negative... ? Izzit because God's above petty things like tests? The instrument's faulty? So many questions. Anyway, anyone with half a brain can see that the wafer doesn't change into meat, therefore it's meatiness must be spiritual meat or some other such nonsense. So no, it can't be a sin, surely, 'cos a microscope is not an appropriate instrument for observing spiritual things. The only true thing which can test the spiritual is the human heart Lecture_preist or God, 'cos God can see the sin in a human heart whereas a human heart trying to see shit that ain't there may be blinded by sin Rolleyes

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07-01-2015, 07:14 AM
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(07-01-2015 07:02 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 05:04 PM)Impulse Wrote:  [Image: religion-catholic-catholics-dieter-diets...95_low.jpg]

If they're a true Catholic, they count it as meat. Only cafeteria Catholics and those dirty Protestants count it as starch. Transubstantiation, bitches!

In all seriousness, I wonder how the devout reconcile this with stuff like microscopes. Is putting a wafer that has been blessed under a microscope a sin because you're "testing God"?

Because THIS is God!

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07-01-2015, 07:14 AM
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(07-01-2015 07:09 AM)morondog Wrote:  Anyway, anyone with half a brain can see that the wafer doesn't change into meat, therefore it's meatiness must be spiritual meat or some other such nonsense.

That sounds like the kinda bullshit a Lutheran would say. As someone who was forced to read Luther's Small Catechism, I know this.
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07-01-2015, 07:45 AM
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(07-01-2015 07:02 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 05:04 PM)Impulse Wrote:  [Image: religion-catholic-catholics-dieter-diets...95_low.jpg]

If they're a true Catholic, they count it as meat. Only cafeteria Catholics and those dirty Protestants count it as starch. Transubstantiation, bitches!

In all seriousness, I wonder how the devout reconcile this with stuff like microscopes. Is putting a wafer that has been blessed under a microscope a sin because you're "testing God"?

"The signs of bread and wine become, in a way surpassing understanding, the Body and Blood of Christ."

Oh...I see. It's the old "this makes a lot more sense if you don't think about it" argument. Consider

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07-01-2015, 07:55 AM
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(07-01-2015 07:45 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  "The signs of bread and wine become, in a way surpassing understanding, the Body and Blood of Christ."

Oh...I see. It's the old "this makes a lot more sense if you don't think about it" argument. Consider

Yes. The whole "surpasses understanding"/"mysterious ways" thing is the number one feel-good platitude of Christianity.
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07-01-2015, 07:58 AM
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I think we're missing the point of the pic. The sacrament was freely given, therefore the calories are free.

Cannibalism never tasted so thin.

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07-01-2015, 12:46 PM
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(07-01-2015 07:58 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I think we're missing the point of the pic. The sacrament was freely given, therefore the calories are free.

Cannibalism never tasted so thin.

Also, vampirism never got you so drunk.

Hmmm, I think the Catholic church could benefit from some new marketing.
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