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25-01-2015, 07:05 AM (This post was last modified: 25-01-2015 07:17 AM by cactus.)
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Actually, since the modern banana is the product of artificial selection, does that prove that I am God?

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25-01-2015, 07:50 AM
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(25-01-2015 12:17 AM)DunkleSeele Wrote:  
(24-01-2015 11:22 PM)smileXsmileXsmile Wrote:  ?
Translation:

"Is that your mom?" "No, it's my tent... dumbass".

It's also relevant to note that aunt and tent are pronounced almost the same in French, which is part of the joke. (No it's my tent, no it's my aunt. :drum roll). Maybe it doesn't translate well Tongue

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25-01-2015, 10:56 AM
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(07-01-2015 07:02 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 05:04 PM)Impulse Wrote:  [Image: religion-catholic-catholics-dieter-diets...95_low.jpg]

If they're a true Catholic, they count it as meat. Only cafeteria Catholics and those dirty Protestants count it as starch. Transubstantiation, bitches!

In all seriousness, I wonder how the devout reconcile this with stuff like microscopes. Is putting a wafer that has been blessed under a microscope a sin because you're "testing God"?

It is a sin in two cases:
a) when the waver is based on green genetic technology
b) when the microscope itself was not blessed
I am serious with b). I lived in a catholic community, the local priest was called to bless everything - alive or dead. He blessed the TV, the fridge and so on .. and I had to leave the room because I had evil thoughts seeing the priest doing this.

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25-01-2015, 03:57 PM
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Pull up a chair, grab some tea, and enjoy this fine video:




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25-01-2015, 05:43 PM
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(25-01-2015 03:57 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Pull up a chair, grab some tea, and enjoy this fine video:




I did enjoy it, half of the time.
The other half I wondered: from where does all this hate come?
And I am worried, because all these people have guns...

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25-01-2015, 06:23 PM
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26-01-2015, 07:03 AM
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26-01-2015, 10:16 AM
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(25-01-2015 05:43 PM)bencandide Wrote:  
(25-01-2015 03:57 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Pull up a chair, grab some tea, and enjoy this fine video:




I did enjoy it, half of the time.
The other half I wondered: from where does all this hate come?
And I am worried, because all these people have guns...

Judging by the (lack of) creativity and (lack of) grammar...Americans, probably from the bible belt.

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26-01-2015, 11:17 AM
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(26-01-2015 07:03 AM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: IMG_133554971285206_zps40dlhvwh.jpeg]

Because God is white and is also a racist. The fact that Mary was the only white person there is evident by God deeming her "pure".

Maybe the Mormons were right... Dodgy
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26-01-2015, 11:36 AM
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Quote:Maybe the Mormons were right...

I don't think I've ever heard anyone, anywhere, say that before. Tongue
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